Summertime Sequential Threads

** Need opinion of those who have/had trouble conceiving
Poll: How many have never had a relationship?**

Well, that’s an immaculate demographic.

**Qin Shi Huangdi, what is your pupose?
Nuclear meltdown! Holy Godzilla NOOOO!!! **

Shoot, the kid’s trying to become the next Dr. Doom! :smiley:

My uncle gave away his cat…
Too Honest

“Fluffy, do these pants make my ass look big?”
“Mrrow, your ass makes those pants look big. Gimme some tuna.”

Have you ever been called out for PDA?
Caught naked!

Public displays of affection should not, in polite society, include the removal of clothing.

*I wish to declare war on a foreign country.
Stupid Republican idea of the day **
*
Again?!

**акриловые ванны
We’re coming to America!
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“Look Betty! Illegal aliens! Damned Martians!” <cocks shotgun>
What do we, as a society, do about pedophilia?
Armenian genocide: open and shut case, or no?

No, I really don’t think massacring the Armenians will stop pedophilia…
Is Weiner finished?
Flogging in place of imprisonment

A little harsh for e-mailing a crotch shot, I think.

Officials dump 7,200,000 gallons of reservoir water. Idiots
Detroit gets dumped on yet again

Real Life Meetings of Members
“Grandparent Scam” advisory

** Love the headline! Disgusted Democrats letting Weiner shrivel
Caught naked! **

Poll: You’re convected of a crime. Would you prefer a flogging or jail?
Should I ask out my coworker?

If the judge gives you that option, sure, go for it. How bad could it possibly be? :dubious:

U.S. funding stealth Internets to circumvent repressive regimes
Lurkers: Say something

June Weight Loss Thread
Skin tag removal

Huge skin tag or desperation.

Estimated Time Until Our Asses Get Kicked Out
The “somebody has to start it” MMP

Damn drunks.

Feel Good Friday: Today I Smiled Because (Your Replies Wanted)
I’m taking care of a tiny baby kitten tonight!

Fellow slang aficionados
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If you know what I mean.

Anyone Implant Their Pets With Tracking Devices?
Headbutting Dog???

Headbutting Dog finds you!

Pronounce ‘cum laude’
“…or else it gets the hose again”. What’s the hose?

To the SDMB Writer-Types- How Would You Feel About This?
What’s the longest you’ve gone without pooping?

When you said you had “writer’s block”, I never imagined…

What Does A Chauffeur Do?
The disappearance of Lauren Spierer

Oh! A mob chauffeur.

Neat trick I found in Chrome
Skin tag removal

Just read an e-mail from my mother
Someone in our house is going to die

Just saw these in a “New Posts” list back to back:

Are women less sexual than men?
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In My Humble Opinion

Should I move in with my father?
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Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)