**Which infamous person do you find attractive
nuh nuh nuh nuh… nuh nuh nuh nuh… Elmo’s World **
**Just what are scientists looking for?
Is there a way to track a stolen Ipod 4G?
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If so, scientists would like to know!
**Lovecraftian state nicknames
ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀ
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** Worshiping Satan: A question for true believers
I’m trying to understand Republicans, but I just can’t **
What’s to understand? They get unlimited hot coals, discount cruises on the lake of fire with John Boehner and Sarah Palin - the perks are endless.
Joplin tornado update ATTN HeyHomie
Another shocking government oversight! (Zombies)
**It’s perfectly legal for women to walk around New York City topless. Yet so few do?
The “somebody has to start it” MMP
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All we are saying is Give Toplessness A Chance1
sex and sneezing
knuckle cracking
Hell, pass gas, make armpit noises, trim your toenails, whatever. It just adds to the experience.
I Was The First Person In My Town/Neighborhood To Have A (Fill In Blank}
Women has face transplant after Chimpanzee attack
Top that.
Anybody Remember “Stewart Sandwiches”?
This is your business…how?
Fine, just forget I asked. Somebody’s touchy today.
What would have happened if Bush’s SS privatization had passed?
A murderous ABC
:eek:
Bachmann announces she’s running
Obama sees handwriting on the wall
Yeah, now that Bachmann is running, it’s all over. Why even have a race? Just swear her in. 
Trans-Atlantic travel with an infant
Last week, I was hospitalized after a suicide attempt
Coincidence?! I think not!
**Embassy Bomber Killed!
TRlUMPHANT RETURN, MOTHERFUCKERS **
AHHHH!! Zombie bomber!!
**What features distinguish different ethnicities?
“Old Camel Knees”
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What are your little body mutations?
"I can’t even move my f’ing knees but I still kick it all day"
**I’m Fine With Divorcing, But This Part Sucks…
I Have Kidney Stones. **
jeesh, talk about adding insult to injury!
** What should I get Kim Kardashian for her wedding?
Last week, I was hospitalized after a suicide attempt **
I’m sure she appreciates the gesture, but how about a nice e-card instead?
Trans-Atlantic travel with an infant
I’m burned out and I haven’t even started yet!
**Give me your recommendations on planning a trip to Disney
I smell a rat. IRS related **
Rat, Mouse. Same thing.
Alleged evidence for Bible’s veracity
Just what are scientists looking for?
We want miracles. Like a whopping NIH grant, no strings attached.
there’s juice in there! (electrical question)
What’s the latest dope on female "squirting?"
Apparently, electricity is involved somehow…
** Qin Shi Huangdi, what is your pupose?
I wish to declare war on a foreign country. **
I’m fairly sure that using the SDMB for conquest is a bannable offense, just saying.