Poll: Adults Ordering Off The Kids Menu
What to mix with Coconut rum? (minimal citrus, please!)
Kids get to drink coconut rum at restaurants? :eek: Is this a poll about French restaurants?
Song lyrics you don’t understand or don’t make sense
Book of Mormon soundtrack - $1.99 this weekend!
What the hell are they singing about?
PSA: Fellas, pull up your pants & put down the phone
Women - What Embarrassing Thing Couldn’t You Do When You Were Pregnant?
Stupid Corporate Buzzword - ‘Learnings’
How many slang terms we think of for being on drugs?
"Life-changing announcement"
Hey neighbor - stay away from our trap!
Now you know they like you.
Ninjas are tired. Pirates are played out. What’s next?
Do you know any Teabaggers?
Um, no. Those guys aren’t ever going to be cool.
What’s the best way for a traveler to spend money in Italy?
Stuff known as "The [blank]"
“What are you trying to sell me?”
“You know…the blank…”
People who haven’t learned a common skill
Poll: OK now - which arm goes on top?
Poll: Would it bother you if a gay friend sees you (or your wife/parnter) breastfeed?
What’s this white crud on my chair?
People who haven’t learned a common skill
Do you know any Teabaggers?
I don’t think that teabagging is all that common.
Or…
Do you know any Teabaggers?
Exercise for the uncordinated and out of shape
And down and squat and one, two, three, four…
**We have a magic chair that can cause anyone who sits in it to tell the truth. Should we use it?
Poll: Have you ever taken photos of your genitals and sent them to someone else? **
Do it. DOOOO IIIIIIT!
From the Forums page:
Would this annoy you?
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**Exercise for the uncordinated and out of shape
Would this annoy you?
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Only if the floor shook too much.
It’s perfectly legal for women to walk around New York City topless. Yet so few do?
What are your little body mutations?
See, it’s judgmental people like you that keep women from going topless.
**What are your little body mutations?
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Ah. You’ve got that whole “spawn of eldritch abomination” thing going on.
A murderous ABC
A ransomous ABCDE
This can only lead to an apocalyptic ABCDEFGH :eek:.
** Things that make you feel old
What are your little body mutations?**
I was self-conscious about having the head of Newt Gingrich growing out of my shoulder. On the up side, at the the-a-ter they give me the senior discount automatically.
**A question for guys
Would this annoy you?
Jobless Folks Who Stand At Intersections With Signs
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Yup. Probably annoys women, too.
What are your little body mutations?
I Was The First Person In My Town/Neighborhood To Have A (Fill In Blank}
Tentacle? Third eye? Tail? Eyestalks? Glow in the dark tongue?
** Poll: Have you ever taken photos of your genitals and sent them to someone else?
A question for guys
What should I know about getting a guinea pig? **
Of course, the last one would be funnier with “gerbil”
Poll: Have you ever taken photos of your genitals and sent them to someone else?
Poll: Where and when do you contribute to charity?
Hey, those are valuable photos and I get to take huge deductions on my taxes.
**Is beard color inherited exclusivly from the father?
When Did Images of Jesus First Become Popular **
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Teach cursive or not anymore?
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Not if you’re going to use “words” like that.