**Sarah Palin: Paul Revere warned the British
Dick with a time machine in an alternate timeline. **
No commentary needed.
What were Hitler’s long-term goals?
Non-reversible screws in bathroom stalls
I knew it! :mad:
**What an incredibly shitty week this is
You’re a Dick With a Time Machine-what do you do? **
I’d think it would be obvious…
**How do restaurants keep their ground beef clean?
A Question Regarding e coli Evolution **
**Ask the guy who engaged in adult behaviors and got beatdowns in middleschool & Didn’t feel bullied.
You’re a Dick With a Time Machine-what do you do? **
Go back and beat up that kid, obviously.
**The Earth now has 95% of its former gravity, what happens?
Human evolution
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The saddest song in the world
Martinis: I drink 'em with Vodka. Feels wrong. Gin-educate me.
Sad, but I’m still gonna vote for “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer”.
Is Weiner finished?
A murderous ABC
Wiener debate be different if he’s independent?
If he was independent then ABC wouldn’t be trying to kill him.
Is this normal or disgusting? (Office men’s room; gross)
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That’s one vote for “eldritch horror from cacophilic dimensions”, I take it.
Fun things to do while visiting New Orleans?
Heaven and hell found!
Wow, visiting heaven and hell does sound like fun.
From CNN.com’s front page:
**What NOT to do in Dublin
Hike naked in Germany
**
Ninjas are tired. Pirates are played out. What’s next?
Going to Romania this summer- ideas?
Well, that whole Transylvania thing is a bit cliched too.
** Do you know what the word nonplussed means?
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sex and sneezing
Acupuncture?
Solar left out of the equation?
Alright, but if acupuncture and sunbathing don’t work, our relationship is kaput, baby.
Is this a serious academic paper?
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That’s…that’s not a paper from Miskatonic University, is it? Please say it isn’t…what’s that at the window?!
Do you know what the word nonplussed means?
"Life-changing announcement"
No, sorry, but that’s not it.
**Obama’s New Boner: The Falkland Islands
The Koch Oil Speculation kingdom
**
Fine, but can we talk about Koch’s new boner?
**Obama’s New Boner: The Falkland Islands
Is Weiner finished?
**
Both of those threads will be the gift that keeps on giving.
** Because the Straight Dope tells me so - things learned from the Dope.
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Worshiping Satan: A question for true believers
What would have happened if Bush’s SS privatization had passed?
We welcome all forms of Evil. However, tempting Mitt Romney into sending nude cellphone photos to his campaign interns is a higher priority.