Sci-Fi is not a sock puppet. Sci-Fi is a friend of mine that I sent this thread via ICQ. She and I happen to be on a PBEM superhero RP mailing list and her character happens to lead a neutral team that operates a Bar & Grille, which is what inspired my first post in this thread and which is what caused me to think she would find this thread humorous. Sorry I wasted your and her time.
So you’re a woman.
Anyway, I enjoyed your friends input and yours as well. Maybe to get back at people for calling her a sock puppet (still not sure what it is) you guys should join our humble organization. Member count - 2, waiting on you
See look, I even wrote a little poetry there. Pause after you say two and it works. That’s just to show you how important the arts are to our organization. We have a lot more to offer if you’d just consider joining our team.
No, the apology is mine! I am sorry for that. What an awful welcome I gave your friend. Please accept my apology.
It is just that this steeljaw is really starting to get annoying and after no one was joining him, Sci Fi comes in and joins him On her FIRST post no less. She skipped the usual “Hi, my name is so and so, this is my first post, I am nervous, bla bla bla” and jumped right in without missing a beat. I was going to say something right away, but my better judgement stopped me. Then after steeljaw started talking about her like that… looked like he created someone to keep the thing going.
Sorry again.
damn bear nenno…am i ever gonna get on your good side. I haven’t done anything stupid in going on…10 hours now. Just let it go.
Hey, wanna join our organization. You can be the guy who holds grudges against people even after they are dead.
<BELCH> Here I am!!!
Hey glassjaw, here I am. Now what you got to offer me? Tell me something good, or you will find on Monday that your HQ has been foreclosed.
Welcome fellow evil-undoer
Your belching skills will no doubt come in handy over the bitter struggle that will ensue
warning: realist patriotism coming
some of you may not come home from the war… not because you die or get hurt or anything, but because you are surrounded by hot babes or guys depending on the case, and you won’t want to dessert your grupies. As superheroes we must accept this responsibility and hold our heads up high, for we are the few, the proud, the…um…well we sure as hell aren’t marines. But i’m sure we’re each pretty damn bad ass in our own way. And that is why we will destroy all the villains. then we can retire with a nice little pension i might add.
Oh yeah, and one more thing, the revolution will not be televised
unless a major network pays enough for the tv rights. hell, big brother is on tv isn’t it?
I’m here. I’m ready. I’m Blind.
And, I ride a Harley.
Can you use me? (I wanna big BF on my chest … hhehe)
Hmm… this is getting to be a hazard. Shadow Demons, Alien Warriors, Dark Rangers, Robots, Mystic Constructs, Undead Legions, And Ninja Bunnies of DOOM: DESTROY THE HEROES! And leave those neutral guys alone.
steeljaw! apologies about from all of the evil people in the other thread, i’m sure. bear in mind that we recently had a failed coup, and as such our human resources department was probably unavailable to peruse your resume and application for membership. i put hte HR slugs on weekend duty though, and i just got word back from them.
we’re prepared to offer you a position as workshop-minion in my armies. you will be responsible for helping to design improvements to my armies (namely the zomboe-droids), and you will have direct control over twelve thousand cybernetic-undead slaves. sound good? we’re willing to negotiate further if you wish…
let me know.
Minons, hold off a minute. Steeljaw, I’ll send some of my vixens to your service if you take Inoci’s offer. If not, I am prepared to blast you from this reality.
Don’t look! Just pretend to admire those portraits of John Wayne and Buck Rogers on the wall, and listen.
I have infiltrated the ranks of these “heroes”. So far their numbers are three: aluminumjaw, the belch wonder, and I. I have not yet divined their plan. They are not heroes, though, that much is certain - they are as villainous and destructive as we. I suspect they are really a rival organization that has taken the brilliant PR step of pretending to be heroes. They would make a good subdivision of EVO, and may be open to recruitment, but we must be sure of their plans first. See if you can plant some more moles in their rank. And I do mean rank. Have you ever smelled so much lilac potpourri? It’s stifling! Obviously a screen to hide the foul stench of their hidden evil. Bwehehehehehehehehe.
Also, Kat has a nice bar there. Add a rule to our charter: No destroying the Superbeings Bar & Grille. As a peace offering, let’s see if Gravity is willing to share her nacho recipe. They’d go great with that SB Pale Ale they brew.
Hey APB, let’s keep it on the down low, alright?
I’m insulted by your offers inoci and that other guy.
You want me to be a workshop minion?
I am now the head of a superhero organization.
It’s not my fault there was a breakdown in your company. You should read the book the fifth discipline and learn how to develop a properly functioning learning organization.
I on the other hand have already registered with the BBB and am an equal opportunity employer. My organization offers many opportunites for moving up the superbeing ladder.
So , nah nyah nah nyah nah, you evil boogers.
Plus, I’ve got your moon.
Very well. Minions; destroy him.
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Psst, over here guys,
There’s rumors floating around that Cecil, yes, Cecil Adams, will be joining our organization. right now, they are just unconfirmed rumors, but I’m feeling pretty confident.
In order to entice Super Cecil the Cecilator further, I’m prepared to offer him a hefty little signing bonus, a secluded ranch in Montana and a condo in Mexico (and whatever else he wants) For the love of God, Mr. Adams, please help us!
After all, with Cecil on the team, we could destroy the villains by Tuesday and be enjoying our pension and grupies by Wednesday evening.
Whips out can of Minion-Be-Gone
Makes quick work out of weak foes
Weak foes? Where? My minions are nearly indestructable.
Fine…jerk
Whips out Acme Indestructable Stuff Destructor.
Defeats indestructable minions with ease.
Back to house and mowing lawn before anybody knew he was gone.
That rhymed by the way…a lot.
Why, yes! And they smell springtime fresh™. 
One question: just what the heck are “grupies”?
~~Baloo
Steeljaw: You’re taking this waaay to seriously.
Here. Have a seat (at the neutral superbeings bar & grill), have a good beer and a snack. Listen to the music. Watch the dancing girls (there are dancing girls, aren’t there?) and get your mind off this personal crusade of yours, if only for a few minutes.
Your superhero organization isn’t going to attract many followers if the only thing you have to offer is a dictatorial management style, right? Relax and let some of your other members do the legwork for a while.
[The bear in the cape™ leaves, never noticing the 5,000 evil agents poised in the darkness.]
~~Baloo