Yikes. Things have been hectic at Casa De Middleman lately. Between new baby, potential new job and an aborted idea to move, I found myself with limited time. And sadly, this crap season did not rank high enough on the depth chart to get the play button on the old DVR. But things settled down and last night we watched back to back episodes.
While you would be tried as a war criminal at the Hague for playing back to back episodes of this season for a POW, I did it so I could get back on track pointing out the obvious and making lame jokes!
And now, the less anticipated, highly derivative RICH RANKINGS! (Tribe and previous ranking in parenthesis)
FORGOT TO FILE A 1040- I guess you couldn’t outwit everyone!
Tina,Melinda,Misty,Ruth, Bobby,Dan,Nick- Now that there is a jury, we will no longer comment on these losers.
THE BOBBY JON LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD- The Jury deserves a special distinction from those in loser lodge.
Austin- (Jury/LaMina)- Austin clearly votes for Terry.
Sally- (Jerky/La Mina)- Sally also supports Terry.
Bruce- (Tom/Casaya)- Bruce favors Terry. Since I short changed Bruce’s “Very Special Episode” last week, I have composed a Haiku to honor Bruce:
Bruce is a good man.
Bruce is not some Miyagi
Bruce could not make deuce!
Courtney- (Mohawk/Mohak)- Cirie was right. This girl had a $100,000 check with her name on it. I have never seen someone so annoying that the tribe members took out the #2 threat. Jenna Lewis never even earned that. KATIE didn’t even get that dishonor. Since Terry was trying to help her, he might have swayed her vote.
EATING BEEF JERKY- You’re still playing, but you’re praying for a tribe scramble!
Shane- (Rat/Casya)- This week’s episode clearly indicates that Shane is the odd man out. If he doesn’t know it, I could text him on his blackberry.
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A MERGE?- Middle of the pack players, the lotta ya!
No wallflowers this week.
HEY! LOOK AT HIS MOHAWK-You might make the merge, but you’re grimacing from the jury row!
Empty this week.
LOOKING FOR A BIG TOM TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY- Big Tom has spent more combined days on the show than anyone. But he didn’t quite grab the brass ring.
Danielle- (Mohawk/Casaya)- I think she has moved into the “take to the final two” spot.
Aras- (Jerky/Casaya)- He dodged a bullet. Or rather Cirie pushed him out of the way. I think he intentionally took a dive in that challenege two weeks ago so Cirie would have to pick. C’mon? Terry as the least likely to take care of himself? The fighter pilot who recieved Survival and Evasion training? I’d be just fine with Aras winning this thing.
ARE YOU A RAT OR A SNAKE?- Reserved for a MAXIMUM of two players. You have to be in the driver’s seat for this spot.
Cirie- (Tom/Casaya)- She moves into the Rat/Snake section this week and for the first time, she is not coasting. If Cirie wins, it will not be undeserving. She made a power play this week that helps one person: CIRIE! Wonderful stuff.
Terry- (Rat/La Mina)- Somebody has to stop Terry. He’s a lock for the final four and if he can win out, he will probably get everyone’s vote based on sheer dominance.