That Pussy Bastard!

The BBQ Pit
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Oh, this guy burns me. He’s such a stupid pussy bitch. Oh well. It’s his own fucking life. Let him run it however fucked up he wants to.

I’m speaking of myself.

I’m such a pussy-ass bitch. I keep going back to Jeana like a whipped puppy, piddling myself when I get petted. No. I won’t do it. Not anymore. Just because it’s become easy and comfortable to talk to her doesn’t mean I have to keep going back. No. It’s hard, and I’m a wuss, but I have to move on. I need to go call Emily. I can move on with Emily.

I’m such a wuss. I should go do it. I should go call Emily and ask her if she wants to go. But will I? Probably not. Cuz I’m a wuss.

She knows I like her. I’m damn sure she likes me. The way she looks at me. The way that she touches my arm when I talk to her, or draws me closer. But do I have the balls to go call her? No.

Sunday was her last day. I knew that for two weeks. But I kept putting it off. Finally, right before she leaves, I got up enough balls to ask for her number. Just for her fucking number. I’m such a bitch. She gave it to me, or course. Of course she would. I should go call her now and ask her if she wants to go thursday. I’m fed up with Jeana, a ‘friend’. I’m not mad at her or anything, just fed up with this SHIT. But damn. It’s so easy to stay where I’m at with her. No pain, but no gain. So I should ditch her and take Emily. I’m pretty sure Emily would go. And it’s a safe environment, there’s going to be a bunch of us. But will I get the balls to punch in this number in my pocket? No. Swingers told me to wait two days. I’ve waited two days. It’s safe. But I ain’t got the guts. I’m a yella belly. OOOH I piss myself off.

I guess this comes from Elementary school. I was the ‘funny’ kid, not the ‘cute’ kid. Didn’t have girlfriends, but damn did I make people laugh. Dressed wierd, had wierd hair. Then I was fat for a while. Now, I’m skinny, (somewhat) buffed, most girls would say I’m quite attractive, but I’ve still got the girl and dating skills of, er, well, a kid. I could flex the fuck out of these muscles, if I could get the balls to use them.

Yeah, I can magically attract any girl I’m NOT interested in. It’s so laid back, so easy. Just be somewhat aloof, humorous, but smart, and ‘cool’, and they flock. Do I want them? No. But I like them, I’m pussy stammering dorkboy, with the self esteem of the chubby, dorky, oft-beaten sixth grader I was. Oh, geez. People say I’m handsome. People say I’m funny. People say I’m charming. But the second I punch in her number, it’s a foreign language.

I did the same fucking thing with Jenny last semester. FINALLY got the balls to ask her out. No, she had a boyfriend. FUCK that didn’t help any.

OOOH this guy burns me. I wanna kick his pussy ass. He should just call her. He knows she’ll go. He’s such a bitch.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Tim. Yeah. That’s me. I’m such a whore.

–Tim

We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.

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If you truly don’t see a future with Emily, don’t involve her in your life. She doesn’t need a confused, indifferent guy in her life.

Why invite anyone? Is it that bad being alone?

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I think this topic was really concluded in the first line of the OP.

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Wow that was the grossest exhibition of self deprecation I have ever heard.
That was the most mundane pointless stuff I’ve ever read. (I don’t make a point of reading my own posts.)
What can you say to this guy? Oh I got it I got it!
Dude, you are seriously fucked up! You should seek professional help.

how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”

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Well Whoop-De-Fucking-Do. You say that you’re a pussy bastard? Sure sounds like it.

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Actually, I was kinda muddy there, Lisa. It’s Jeana that there is no future with. It’s Emily I wouldn’t mind seeing a few times. And yeah, when it’s a date party, it is kinda bad being alone.

What, I don’t even get a “Hello. How have you been? Welcome back!”? Shucks. Guess I’ll go sulk.

–Tim

We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.

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Oh, by the way, I just needed to vent. I’m much better now.

I did go call Emily. I dialed the number, and prayed that she wouldn’t answer.

She has a job interview. Oh well…

–Tim

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Yikes, get over it!
So just call her(Emily) to go out to a movie already!
Sulking won’t get her…
If you want something, go get it, it won’t magically come to you while you sit on your ass twiddling your thumbs feeling bad for yourself.

I am a fire whose flames lick and spit at the boundless sky forever desiring wonderous consummation
-me

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Homer, it seems to me you know exactly what you really want to do. So resolve to do it. That always helps with me. Resolve to be through with Jeana, and try for Emily. It’ll be easier once the decision is made. And until Tuesday, I’m firmly of the “Just call her up and ask” frame of mind.

I’ve been where you are now. In fact, I’m pretty much there now. Except I’ve just done the resolve thing. Wish me luck with Suzy.

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Dude…you’re so fucking money and you don’t even know it! You’re like a big bear…with big claws…and all the little babies out there are just little bunnys. Bunnys shaking because they’re afraid of your bear claws! You’re so money! :slight_smile:

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Errrrmmm… what the fuck?

Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk

"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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If the ‘wtf’ is about my last post it’s a line from the movie Swingers.

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Ah. Thanks :wink:

Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk

"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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Test Post.

This thing keeps appearing on the top of the Pit thread list from where I log on. Other threads did the same thing. I figured, if I post to this, the problem might disappear.

If it was a local problem (i.e. it was my ISP, computer, or me), I would have profusely appologised if this wasn’t the Pit. But since it is, y’all can go fuck yerselves :smiley:

Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk

"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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Roland, funny thing, that quote has been handed to me many times when I bitch about stuff like this in r/l.

–Tim

We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.

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Yeah, I agree, that Pussy bastard really gets on my nerves too. He wore a wire to AJ’s confirmation, and he was his fucking SPONSOR!

Oh, is that not what this thread is about? Sorry, I didn’t bother to read the OP after I identified it as some guy looking for sympathy from anyone. And instead of looking for an ear to cry into among his actual friends and family, he humps onto the Internet and starts spilling to faceless strangers. Welcome to the 21st century.

(Coldfire, you MUST see Swingers)

“History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill

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Homer, listen to thenerd…I’ve been there too brother.

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Tim, you have so much potential. Until you can find a constructive way to vent your emotions, I think you should take up smoking dope. Sell your gun if you have one, quit drinking alcohol, and get stoned.

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Homer! You’re alive! I thought that you’d done the world a favor, & shot yourself… out of a cannon , & head first into a brick wall. Good to hear from you; you sick, hamster-fancying monotreme. :slight_smile:

You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment."-Bill Hicks
“You should tell the lies, live the truth and expose yourself.” - Bill Clinton

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Homer, you’re a fucking bitch. Go to Balls school.

There’s always another beer.