I didn’t make it that far. I took one look at the skank in the first picture and busted out laughing.
- I’m an asshole
- This didn’t load for me when I clicked it from here, and I found it on another board randomly.
- The other board I found it on, they’re all assholes too.
Like most guy tests, I didn’t even finish.
I chuckled for a while, then a bit more reading the other posts, but then…
I completely lost it with this post and laughed right in front of my co-workers.
You can’t say it’s not his girlfriend just because of him saying he’s fraudin’ or whatever he said. Wise up! I mean, if it was his girlfriend, and he was an asshole (i think only assholes post like 20 pictures of their gf and new car on a message board- not that its an asshole thing to do, but a douchey one, and douches are usually assholes), then after seeing the responses, the only way for him to save face is by saying “oh, im hard fraudin”
Yeah it is. Leave me out of this 
If that’s true, it really says a lot about the OP. I can imagine he comes home from school one day, parents are gone, no friends to talk to, no girlfriend, so he starts browsing the web for “hot asian chicks and ricers” and comes across those pics. Then maybe after doing his business, he decides he’ll post the pics up on a message board frequented by other guys his age, tell them that’s his girlfriend and car, and sit back and wait for the responses, hitting refresh over and over because he’s really got nothing else to do. Guys with friends, or girlfriends, or who just generally have things to do don’t have time for this sort of thing. Do they? Am I analyzing this too much?
I suppose that’s fair, but I sure didn’t see anybody saying “Come on, guys, this is mean. Stop it.”–which we have seen here, from men no less.
I took one of her blog commentors’ word for it. I’m not going to look it up, as the details don’t make that much difference to me. Thanks for clearing that up, though.
He said that before there were any responses. It was in white text so that you had to select it with your mouse to see it. Look for yourself.
I agree about the eyeliner. But damn, I could not make it past the first page of junior high insults. I’m female and straight as the storied arrow and I see nothing horrific about the girl. A very nice body and a pretty face.
Maybe it’s just the if one insults her, the rest must follow thing. Pretty terrible way to treat a person, IMHO.
It looks like the baby has burns on his face. If you look closely there is gauze and bandaids on his head. Based on the context in the thread, I think someone mistook the scabs for smeared food instead.
The point where she found out about the attention she was getting and then opened her page up to public comments rather than just leave it private and avoid the whole mess was the point where she went from a victim to an (incidental) attention whore. And when you’re whorin’ for some attention, you’ve gotta take the bad with the good.
It’s hard to be sympathetic to that.
True, he did. But I notice also that his post was last edited after several posts mocking him had been made
Come on. The picture dates are wrong (what camera defaults on January 10th?), the girl herself has said that she doesn’t know the guy, the guy pulled off a brilliant piece of trolling and took credit for it, he was way too obtuse about having no idea the girl had an unusual look…what more evidence, exactly, do you need?
I laughed. The girl has bad makeup, a horrible smile, and just her posing on a car with a dog in it…the combination is just an absolute trainwreck.
A true masterpiece of internet horrors.
I take anything anybody says on the internet with a boulder-sized grain of salt. So she said she contemplated killing herself. So what? That doesn’t necessarily mean she’s suicidal. Her myspace isn’t set to private; obviously she’s trying to get some attention out of it.
Maybe if she posed next to a hotter looking car…
I’d want the source of the pics…though I think its probably likely she wasn’t his gf, but still that evidence isn’t slam dunk at all, camera likely defaults to jan 1, 9 days before pics were taken. In either scenario, I doubt the girl would acknowledge knowing the guy after the shit he caused her. she has a great body. and her face is weird, but you see a lot worse- whoever took those pics obviously was obtuse about her having a weird look. And the fact he edited that post after the shit was coming down. I’m just saying, if she was his gf, it wouldnt be a stretch for it to play out exactly like this either. Just being a devils advocate to people saying he must have been ‘hard fraudin’ just because he wrote that he was ‘hard fraudin’
She has said on her MySpace that she posed for the pics with a friend years ago. I think this is all pretty open-and-shut. This is one of the most blatant (if well-played) trollings you’re ever going to see. Have you seen the way he reacted to the criticism of her? That’s not a guy who wants to share his hot (he thinks) girlfriend with the world, and is crushed by the way his friends talk about her. He doth protest too much. Even the jocks figured it out on the first page.
She opened up her MySpace to allow comments on this, and has posted blogs about how this is affecting her life and what her thoughts on the whole thing are. Why would you think she’s lying about this one detail? I don’t see support for that at all. And wouldn’t the guy be all over her MySpace with all kinds of “please come back to me babe, I think you’re the most beautiful girl in the world, I never meant to hurt you” etc., if he really had been her BF and she had dumped him or claimed not to know him? It doesn’t add up. Playing devil’s advocate is fine, but don’t be surprised when Occam’s razor cuts you down.
I’d tap that.
If I didn’t have a wife. Or self control.
One out of two ain’t bad.
I read a few pages of that thread an never even cracked a smile; yet I will tell the world that I am second to none in assholery when it suits me.
Several things came together in that thread:
- Amateurishly shot pics (apparently stolen).
- Amateurishly done make-up and posing by the model.
- Bodybuilders; who are, as a group, young and usually totally ignorant of things unrelated to bodybuilding…like women.
I went to the girl’s myspace page and looked at her snapshots. She’s an attractive young woman. Any man who posted comments about her “ugliness” is, I suspect, just another involuntarily celibate loser who masks his lack of success with women by finding scathing fault with each one’s looks. There’re men posting to that thread, and this one, who would happily sell a kidney IRL to get a second glance from a girl that looks like her. How many whiney “why can’t I find a girlfriend threads” have we had here at the Dope…half a million or so?
I disagree. As stated above, I did not find the linked thread funny and I think the she has a nice body, but I looked at both the linked to pictures of her posing and the ones on her Myspace page and to me at least she is ugly. She looks like a good definition of a butterface girl.
I am married and not looking to date anyway. Its wonderful you think she is attractive, but to my taste her face is not at all. Did you cross-reference to see if those calling her ugly have posted in the whiney “why can’t I find a girlfriend threads”?
FTR: I think it stinks people are harassing her on her page. That is really juvenile.
Jim
Dial-up sucks. Never did get to see much. But I already know I’m an Asshole.