oh, rats.
and then I went back and noticed the poem…
But you can see my mistake, coming as it did right after my perfection of a post!!!
:dubious:
Watch it, or I’ll wax poetic on yo’ ass too! 
Ahhh, such delusions. They can really be cute sometimes.
But, as is always the case when someone has something complimentary to say, she was obviously talking about me.
She had probably just finished humming a rousing rendition of my theme song, and was understandably moved to tears of joy and rapture by the experience.
Yes, but which theme song? :wally
Hey! Do you mind? Now I have to scroll sideways. That’s so inconsiderate.
Well, in that case:
TTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Mr. Cellophane 
I am now forever immortalized in cyberspace by the lovely and talented harmless. Were it possible, we would form the ultimate attention whore team, and dazzle everyone with our combined perfection. But eventually, we’d just end up bickering over the fact that I’m just the smidgenest more everything than she is.
There’s also the lament you would feel as you realized that even combined, you wouldn’t be able to approach anything more than a nanospeck of the glory that is me.
Hal Briston and harmless are doing extremely well in the competition. Both have come up with annoying gimmicks, and both are attempting to sabotage the other’s effectiveness. Good show!
Picasso Feet deserves special mention as the only poster so far to be banned within a short time of posting in this thread.
zoogirl, Your initial post was very annoying. You sound like a person with some serious problems. You definitely (I mean definately) have the potential to do well in this competition.
Great tats, torie. Why haven’t you been back to whine about nobody noticing them earlier? Notice how Really Not All That Bright, when no one commented on his/her running nekkid through the thread, returned to comment on it himself.
The posts of Sanguine Spider are true works of self absorption. Reading them, I get a real feeling for what it’s like to think of other people as objects created solely to react to one’s self delusions. Devastating, Spidey.
Pardon me lainaf, but while it is of course proper to have my name first on the list, I would ask that in the future you would refrain from placing the names of other, lesser beings in the same paragraph as mine.
No offense to harmless, who I do have a measure of respect for, but I mean, deserving to be mentioned in the same paragraph as me? Hardly.
Well, obviously lainaf is so ** LAME** that he, she or ** IT** failed to notice MY SUPERIOR coding skills.
SO
PBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
:wally
BOOBIES!
YOU ARE ALL CRAZY!!!
You think a threat poetic
Will cause me any stress?
Hey, I’M a published poet
And you’re simply - harmless!
( , of course.)
KITTY!
: pounces on the kitty and brushes her and puts her in cutesy lil’ bows and places her in the baby carriage :
Sorry, had to be done!
NO! I WIN! I’M YOUNGER! I’M AUTOMATICLY THE CENTER OF ATTENTION! I’M A KID! AHHHHHH! NOOOOO MEEEE MEE EMEEEEE! STOMPS FOOT POUTS IN CENTER OF THREAD
[QUOTE=lainafzoogirl, Your initial post was very annoying. You sound like a person with some serious problems. You definitely (I mean definately) have the potential to do well in this competition.[/QUOTE]
Oh, and thank you lainaf. I try.
In fact some people say I’m really trying…
Notice how I tend to remember something else to say after I post? I KNOW it’s okay, because, after all you people just can’t get enough of me.
Right?
Yes, my dear, aren’t they? Simply crazy for these peasants to imagine themselves anywhere near my level of perfection.
Err…yours as well.
harmless ?
I"M WAITING!
(taps her queenly foot impatiently)
**zoogirl **
you make me hurl!
you think you’re such a pearl?
around my little finger you will curl
as my poem does unfurl.
Sorry if I make your senses whirl
but who died and made you earl?
Ah, go sit and twirl!