From WallyM7 in “Brithael V Byzantine” in the Pit.
This was one of the funniest threads I’ve read so far, but Wally slayed me with these two:
Our friend the Chief
In his customary patter,
Accuses Brithael
Of ingesting fecal matter,
Brithael sputters, in fits and starts,
And claims he does it
To increase his smarts.
And, later in that thread…
Is there no hope for Brithael? Can he not redeem himself in some way?
Is the road to rehabilitation, painstakingly slow though it may be, completely closed to him?
Can you not join hands, open your hearts and reach out to him?
It’s true that I can’t be a part of this process because I don’t want anything to do with the fucking putz, but you seem like a kindly group.
Remember, he had an unhappy childhood. His mother wouldn’t breast feed him. She said she needed the milk for the cats.
Or do you just want to find him and kill him?
I’d be okay with that.
Irishman Now I’ll let David B. get back to you. I’m sure he’ll enjoy this one.
Healym Who is David B? Please don’t sick some creationist on me- I’ve had it up to here with dinosaur tracks, the fourth law of thermodynamics, and lunar dust.
DavidB the creationist. I don’t want him sicced on me either.
Two Canadians are sitting in a bar, drinking and passing the time. They’re a bit bored so they decide to play 20 questions. The first guy really wants to stump the other guy so he thinks of something esoteric- a moose cock. Once he’s thought of it, he says “OK, I’m ready to play”. The second guy asks his first question- “Is it good to eat?” The first guy starts laughing and says “Ummmmmm…sure…I guess you could eat it.”
“Is it a moosecock?”
Forgive me if I ruin it in the retelling- I was laughing too hard to remember all the details.
I’m almost 100% sure that pldennison got that phrase from The Dysfunctional Family Circus – one of my favorite forms of web entertainment, until Bil Keane’s lawyers discovered its existence.
I hate to toot my own horn, but I have to take credit for this:
That just plain rocks.
I know I know, teeming millions in chorus:
“Get over Yourself!”
I just thought that was cool.
But credit where credit is due, I read that quote in Maxim, in reference to something else entirely.
Noonch.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket
