After shitting out “alternate facts”, “microwave cameras”, and The Bowling Green Massacre, how can she possibly be surprised at someone rolling their eyes at her? That anyone even has her on their show is beyond belief. Eyerolls are nothing- in a sane world they would flat out call her a fucking idiot.
They would, if they had any balls, say “She is never getting time to lie on our show ever again”.
She told Mika and Joe that she needed a shower after shilling for Donald.
Oh, just like a whore, who needs to wash off after turning a trick?
If it’s so distasteful why the hell won’t she quit? Sooner or later she will be set up and thrown under the bus anyway.
President Donald Trump’s counselor Kellyanne Conway has told supporters in New Hampshire they should “just ignore” his critics and the incessant chatter about the scandals dogging him.
The Slut "encouraged the room full of Republicans to pivot from being the party of the job creators to become the party of the job holders. She says people who have ‘one, two and three jobs’ make up more of the voting population and ‘turned this election.’ "
:rolleyes:
Even their insults are plagiarized.
“You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that."
-George Bush
Rather than “The Slut”, go with what Fark uses: “Lich Queen Vlaakith Kellyanne Conway”.
Hey, if Republicans would become champions of the workers instead of their cynical exploiters, that’d be a large qualitative step forward. If they’d do that, they could keep the hypocrisy, the dishonesty and the echo chamber, nobody would mind.
Well, except for the Koch of course. But I think I’d speak for everyone were I to enjoin these twin cancer sores to go and perform anatomical impossibilities.
I’m curious— does Kellyanne Conway actually have a reputation for promiscuity, or is it a just a personal hangup about women that you’re struggling with?
I think her reputation for promiscuity most likely exists on overtime in **Little_Pig’**s fantasy world.
Little_Pig. If ever there was apt user name.
From Lewis Black: “Kellyanne Conway shouldn’t be the girl who explains what the president said. Kellyanne Conway is the girl you hire to take out your cheerleader’s rivals”.
Kellyanne Conway mistaken for sinkhole.
Conway wants us to believe that the Twitter Trump is not the real president.
I guess Kellyanne keeps the Real Trump between her knobby knees when she is not upon them.
Someone actually married her?
Five seconds to choose, pistol to your head. Kellyanne or “Anne of Green Goebbels” Coulter? Five, four, three…
Did you see the photo of him?
What’s OSG? Our Secret Government?
There is a rumor going round about how KellyAnne walked past a blind man selling pencils and he screamed and gouged his ears out. Nobody seems to know how these internet things get started.
Office of Solicitor General.