The Kellyanne Conway Thread

Skip the countdown. Just do it.

Do I have time to get drunk first?

If we’re playing fantasy hatefuck, I’m picking Michelle Malkin.

Kimberly Guilfoyle.

I’ll second Malkin. And Conway’s husband looks like Norm from Cheers.

He can definitely eat no lean.

Kellyanne Conway says she wants to “work” across the aisle, sucking all comers. No word how Independents will fare. :smiley:

There are some things I simply will not do. This may not be one of them, but there are.

Hurry up, already!

Not Kellyanne Conway. I think. But God help us, they’re breeding.

Three way, try to get them to concentrate on each other (maybe throw out some line about liberal tears), and escape.

Now that I have your attention, Kellyanne Conway said that rumors of a White House staffing shakeup are ridiculous.

50 bucks sez White House staffers are standing in line to “shake up” Kellyane. :smiley:

This is a weird thread.

That’s because this is The Kellyanne Conway Thread.

Your fixation on sexualized insults is getting really uncomfortable. There’s plenty of real things to slam her for, you don’t have to keep implying she’s sleeping with everyone.

Holy crap; who taught that guy how to smile? :confused: :dubious:

I agree.

I’m guessing the military. The company commander I had in basic smiled like that.

Did he also suffer from Gary Busey syndrome?

Yeah it’s gross.

J. K. Rowling has something to say about that sort of thing.