The NYC Dopefest Morning After Thread (Linked! Don't Delete!)

Good lord, does EVERYONE have a head cold from this weekend? Lord knows I do… (Bleah.) I mean, I didn’t kiss ALL of you, so it’s not MY fault…

Anyway. Since I’m sick as a dog, I’m amusing myself by putting together a web page for this shindig. THespos and smackfu, do you mind if I use the pictures you’ve put up? I already emailed Zebra about his. And if anyone has any more, or gets any scanned in, PLEASE send them to me at hawk1204@home.com.

Thanks! :slight_smile:

And andy? I owe ya one. Even if I did make you sick. :wink:

I don’t have a head cold, but I feel like I’ve been run over by a Freightliner.

Well, doesn't that sound dirty.....

[sub] yeah, I know the story, but it sounds so good…[/sub]

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A-HEM. We were tucking MONEY in those pants, right under the navel ring, when you were dancing on the bar, honey…

Wait a minute…I ended up being very nausious allll day Sunday. The bus ride home was absolute, complete and utter hell like no other I have ever known. Back and forth, back and forth. I spent the whole time trying to read and not vomit everywhere. But I graciously accept your nominations nonetheless, Swiddles.

BTW, I thought your belly was cute!

And it should be noted that tonight, I went out for an after-dinner drink with the gals from IKEA at Friday’s; I had one mudslide (albeit, in a glass the size of a small Eastern European country) and nearly passed out. My stomach hurts now - I think I had my liqour allowance for the next year or so, or at least until the next Dopefest.

I am so sorry to Falcon for being all up on her man. I just ended up in his lap, I swear to God, next thing ya know…well, you know. All apologies, and I hope to God you got some action from him, because I got an inkling that he knew what he was doing. :wink:

And as for Lux - ladies, I made a valient effort, to no avail. Not all DoperBoys are easy.

Oh yeah - Tripler’s new theme song is Mystikal’s “Shake it Fast” (or “Shake Your Ass” or something like that) because his face came to mind when I heard the line, “blazin’ pimp” on the way to work this afternoon. :slight_smile:

Falcon I swore an oath to the people of the United States to support and defend the Constitution. I also swore a personal oath to the Teeming Millions to provide as accurate a picture of the NYC DopeFest as I could. I will defend the validity of my posts with my life!

But if you dropped another free beer in front of me. . .

Tripler
I’m still the luckiest man-slut to come out of this. . .

Hell, I’ll buy you a case, hon. :wink:

And man-slut? I dunno about that…after all, you only went home with ONE of us… :wink:

True, but do they need to know that? :cool:

Tripler
She saved my life. I swear!

You think they already didn’t? :stuck_out_tongue:

smoooooooooooch

Well for that you are going to have to star in my pornographic fantasies.
Well actually you will star in them because you came into my field of vision.

:wink:

This is true . . . :wink:

Trip

Hey smackfu! Why did you change your name?

Falcon - feel free to do whatever you like with those photos.

I’m feeling a little left out here. I didn’t make it into Swiddles’ recap of her fondest recollections of the event. :frowning:

<sock puppet voice>Where’s the love for the big guy?</sock puppet voice>

See, see…and this is why I didn’t try to name everyone I thought was cool in any of my posts.

THespos, I thought you were a cutie, but with all of the activity going around on all sides and my terminal shyness (all of you can stop that laughing RIGHT NOW), I could tell I was hopelessly outclassed. Perhaps given more to drink and funkified eyedrops someone there might have given me a second look, but there was entirely too much pliant young flesh flinging itself willfully (albeit a bit unsteadily) in all directions that I didn’t even try to make an impression.

In conclusion: THespos, you’re a serious cutie. Neener.

Now, if only I could get a job giving out ego-strokes…sigh

Shyness? Hama? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks hon, I really needed a good laugh today.

'Tis only changed a wee bit. I was bored.

Hamadryad I’ve tried to send you a couple of e-mails, but they’ve been getting kicked back with a strange “Nondeliverable Mail” message. Are you having a problem with your e-mail? Do you have another way to reach you?

Ukulele Ike & SaxFace e-mail me, OK.

[sup]Re: ‘The Mashed Potato Incident of 1315’[/sup]

Y’all have probably skipped over wondering about the incident, as noted in Episode IV . . . I woke up this morning and it still hurts. Like a mofo too . . . Any doctor or nursetype wanna tell me how long this is going to go on? It feels like a mule kicked me square in the back . . .

Tripler
Risking life, limb, eyesight, and esophagus for DopeDom everywhere.

On the way out of town, andygirl and I took the scenic route down to the south end of Manhattan (the island, not the person). Coming up the FDR we were passed by a motorcade, about eight NYPD cruisers and a town car with the darkest windows you’ve ever seen. That kind of thing happen often down there?

Robot Arm: I think Clinton was in town.

Billdo: Done.

Brachyrhynchos: That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said! Thank you!

(continued slight hijack)
Billdo, I haven’t gotten anything since yesterday afternoon…and you’d think at least the spam would be getting through, so I have to assume I’m having email problems. You can give itomasello@yahoo.com a try. Verizon’s (formerly Bell Atlantic) servers have become so fruity lately I’m waiting for fermentation.
(/hijack)

Falcon: I am PARALYTICALLY shy! Haven’t you ever heard of over-compensation?