Gee, I’ve started threads on stuff like
Y2K stash uncovered in my barn
Murderous felons who don’t accurately report their blood sugar readings
Swastika-tattooed patients who are afraid of needles
Penis enhancement gone wrong amongst my clientele
minimum # of people needed for an orgy
sucking ketchup out of the packets
and I don’t even get an honorable mention? Oh well . . .
[sub]gosh, what an exercise in unbridled narcissism this post is![/sub]
Yeah, but don’t most of these relate to the necessities of prison life? In that context, rectal and urethral concerns tend to take higher precedence, while American Idol, for example… not so much.
It will get weirder. I promise.
Only 6 of 19 threads cited were really about patients/prison. And I’d love to play my musical anoscope on American Idol! 
Qadgop, there’s a difference between playing at being nuts and actually being nuts. It’s more obvious you’re in this for fun and not trying to subvert our worldview with your own crackpot version.
I think this is a club where wanting membership disqualifies one from membership. 
XD!!!
Makes me wonder if RW made that as a sort of olive branch in light of his earlier efforts to disparage/flee from A + R Records for signing (for just a week!) the Sex Pistols.
Keep in mind - I’ve only heard that, and yet to come up with a cite to back that.
Or maybe the video was a slight against the punks, instead of trying to identify with them in any way?
And thanks Qadgop for what might look like an interesting reading list.
“But you describe in detail one case of a rectum-smuggled lathe and…!”
Every now and again, I think that my posts are clever or funny enough to run with the big dogs on the SDMB.
Then I read a comment like that, and I think,“SMV, son, best you just stay quiet before your betters.”
It’s not often that I really, actually do Laugh Out Loud at something I read on the intertoobz, but that got me snorting. Raucous applause, Left Hand of Dorkness, raucous applause.
The latest Trump joke and twitter hashtag reminded me of ZPhobiaZ, AKA Manny Peoples. Very oldtimey. He’d start GQs with “Manny peoples wonder and now I ask . . .” and then ask a ridiculous or racist question.
So there you have it. Donald Trump is an odd Straight Dope poster from 15 or 16 years ago.
Ha! Manny People’s must have been before my time. Sorry I missed that.
Must correct myself. It was MANNY PEOPLES because, you know, broken shift lock key.
But we recently got a British freak with a similar tick, he closed every sentence with “then” and was altogether mostly incomprehensible, damned if I remember his handle…He started a thread pitting Tony Blair for the Iraq war 13 years after the fact some weeks ago.
That smilie could very well look like a shocked Golden’s butt.
I thought Justin Bieber fans were necrophiliacs.
Ha. That’s what he wants you to think.
Haven’t we had a Never Nude amongst us? And someone else that refused to have any uncovered mirrors in their house?
Dunmurry. Showed up after an absence of several years, posted a half dozen or so daft threads, and seems to have disappeared again, then.
gosh…these rarefied jokes…is there something obvious here I’m missing with that one?
Swap the T for an L.
It would be time well spent.
It’s based on an old Lone Ranger-Silver joke w the punchline “No, you idiot, I said POSSE!”
The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians, speaks to Silver, who brings first a red head woman, then a blonde, then a brunette, and then the Lone Ranger chides him for not bringing the posse.