Now if only Circus Peanuts would follow…
And candy corn.
Could this be the final blow for fruitcake?
Not many people know that the first fruitcake was made by a dinosaur. And it’s still out there.
Should have known you were all too cool and hip for a massively popular classic candy.
I love candy corn and fruitcake. I’m okay with regular marshmallows. Peeps don’t taste good to me. I find Circus Peanuts gross. I know someone must love them.
Guess what? I don’t like Burger King, either. Has nothing to do with hipness.
I don’t chew on foam rubber, either. Given a choice between peanut butter cups and Peeps, I’ll opt for the former.
Do you actually eat peeps yourself? And if you do, do you buy them any time other than Easter?
It’s the same thing with fruitcake. If it really were good, people would eat it all the time, not just the holidays.
Costco makes a really good fruitcake at Christmas time.
Peeps are yucky though.
Not first, but the only one. There is only one fruitcake and it travels from home to home. How? Nobody knows, not even the Shadow.
I loved circus peanut candy when I was a kid. I should go buy some to find out if they’re still as good.
This is almost as old as the Internet, and still just as funny. It was done in a dentist’s office.
That’s the thing: I never knew there were supposed to be Peeps any time other than Easter.
Wait, who eats Peeps at Halloween? That’s like eating popcorn balls and Mr. Goodbars at Easter.
Peeps not producing Halloween, Christmas Peeps due to pandemic
Due to complications caused by the coronavirus pandemic, holiday versions of Peeps will not be released for either Halloween or Christmas. The decision came after the company temporarily halted production earlier this year.
Just Born, the company that produces Peeps, confirmed that the holiday marshmallow treats will not be produced this year, along with holiday varieties of Mike And Ikes and Hot Tamales. The company usually produces the marshmallow candies in a variety of shapes to coincide with the end-of-year holidays.
Yeah, I saw that. Peeps are for Easter.
And Trix are for kids.
Total agreement in every particular. (“Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”)
Corn, that tastes like Candy.
I can’t do Lewis Black’s follow up here.
Those are the rules.