They're called 'f*ck me' shoes for a reason!

[Belrix]

@Rick

:dubious: Over the thigh, but below the knee? Did she put them on over her head? Or are her feet attached to her hips?

Oops. Pretend I wrote, “Below her knee but over her calf.” You know, that lower leg thing.

[eleanorigby]

@MeanOldLady

Yes you did.

I stand corrected. I stand by the concept that a woman can be as sexy in ballet flats as she can in FMPs. I am guilty of using the shorthand FM ballet flats to convey that. My apologies. My point was (and is) that FMPs do not automatically make the wearer sexy. I agree that FMPs do send a message, but as was said upthread, it’s a narrow range one and the signal can become mixed.
Mal–you look cute as hell with that party hooter. Do you like my new muumuu? <twirls and throws Mal a cheeky grin>

I didn’t know I had a horse face. I’ve been called many things in my time, but horse faced, muumuu wearing partyhatter is a first for me.

[Algher]

@eleanorigby

I stand corrected. I stand by the concept that a woman can be as sexy in ballet flats as she can in FMPs. I am guilty of using the shorthand FM ballet flats to convey that. My apologies. My point was (and is) that FMPs do not automatically make the wearer sexy. I agree that FMPs do send a message, but as was said upthread, it’s a narrow range one and the signal can become mixed.
Mal–you look cute as hell with that party hooter. Do you like my new muumuu? <twirls and throws Mal a cheeky grin>

I didn’t know I had a horse face. I’ve been called many things in my time, but horse faced, muumuu wearing partyhatter is a first for me.

Forget the muumuu, if you are wearing your FMBFs does that mean you can reach behind your head and grab your leg while balancing on one foot (whatever that particular dance position is called)?

Cuz if you can, you look DAMNED good. From a platonic perspective, of course, given that I am married.

[FriarTed]

@Mom-of-Andrew

First of all, I wanted to let everyone know that I GOT LAID!!! Yeah!!! Send the Waaaahmbulance for somebody else, 'cause I am pretty damn smug right now.

Hubby is headed out of town in a few hours to go to a family reunion, so he made his last night in town for a week good for me. Go him.

And Mal, no offense taken. You’re just as entitled to your opinion as I am. And, since I posted on an internet message board, I was literally asking for it. 'Course, I’m pretty darn mellow right now. Maybe I’ll be ticked tomorrow?

Gotta run. I’ll try to hit the board later tonight.

Congratulations! Looks like he did pretty well, too!

[eleanorigby]

@Algher

Forget the muumuu, if you are wearing your FMBFs does that mean you can reach behind your head and grab your leg while balancing on one foot (whatever that particular dance position is called)?

Cuz if you can, you look DAMNED good. From a platonic perspective, of course, given that I am married.

Sadly, I don’t own a muumuu. And tragically, I cannot assume that particular position (back issues from lifting patients for 20 years). I have started to take some yoga classes, though… <“platonic” leer at** Algher**>

[Green_Bean]

You know what’s even more fun than typing “muumuu?” Writing “muumuu” in script. Try it. It’s like a physical tongue twister.

[eleanorigby]

muumuumuumuumuumuumuumuu…

It’s even fun to say three times fast!

[Dorothea_Book]

@Michael_Ellis

Part of being in a stable, healthy relationship is respecting the other person’s wishes. So he’s not feeling up to getting hot and sweaty enough with you? Deal with it or have an affair or something.

Yeah, but respecting another person’s wishes means paying attention to their sexual needs–and their need to feel sexually attractive (which can be just as important). Mom-of-Andrew you have my sympathy.

But if I were you, I would try to put my hurt feelings aside and see if you can figure out what really turns on Mr. M. It’s posible that mini-skirts and fmn shoes aren’t his thing and maybe something that is he’s reluctant to tell you about–he may never have told anyone about it.

And if there really isn’t some special thing that rings his bells–if he just has no sexual appetite–I agree that it could be something worth discussing with a doctor. It could be a physical health issue or depression.

[Windwalker]

This thread has got me to look up what an Amy Winehouse song title word means (Fuck Me Pumps).

From Wikipedia:

In North America, pumps (court shoes in British English) are heeled shoes with low cut fronts and usually no fastening, but can also be formal shoes for any gender. The type of women’s shoe referred to as a pump is somewhat similar in overall shape to the handles of old-fashioned manual well pumps, possibly accounting for the name.

Uh, thanks guys.