wow. If I were having sex with anyone who could get pregnant, I definitely would.
When you say “go back a second time,” do you mean more surgery, or give a second sample (which turned out okay)?
Yep!
Was he a large, beefy man? Then he would be a meaty urologist.
One important thing to remember is to throw out the bag of frozen peas after you’ve recovered. Because no one wants to eat your nutsack peas.
Band name.
(Woman here) At least they’re cheap.
DEFINITELY do the follow-up sperm sample, and use some form of birth control until you’re given the all-clear.
I had mine done on Halloween. The doctor wore vampire fangs - that was a bit disturbing.
The worst thing I recall was the shaving part. Recovery was no problem. I think they told me to stay home three days which I gladly did.
And not having to worry about birth control ever again improved our sex life, in case you were worried about that.
We all had to go back for a second surgery. All different doctors and different parts of the country. It ready sucked because I found the 2nd time much more painful during the procedure. After it was done there was about the same amount of discomfort (not much).
Sex is better when your partner knows you cannot impregnate her. A lot better,
Hopefully it will not be like my friend’s experience. While recovering the next day, his wife returned from a Dr appointment with the news that she was pregnant. Their timing was a little off.
Valium? Seriously?
I didn’t even get an EMLA patch.
Or could have been one of those rookie neurologists.
Rhett and Link get a vasectomy together: We Got Vasectomies Together - YouTube
Their doctor… Dr Hyman
Unless if you’re having law enforcement issues, then a copthamologist can be helpful, or, get shown the way by a pathologist, and if it’s up a mountain, maybe a climatologist.
And this is coming from one slut-mongering horologist, who occasionally gets easily grossed out by things and has to go see an ichthyologist.
ok I’m good now - got that all out of the system.
Always check to make sure your doctor has steady hands.
But seriously though, whatever you do, don’t finance the procedure, because if you miss a payment, they’ll come knock up your wife.
A friend had a vasectomy and quite soon afterwards he lifted and brought into the house a Christmas tree with the ball of earth still tied up at the bottom, so they could plant it after Christmas. His scrotum swelled up so big he wound up looking kind of like the tree.
Fitting, because his balls were only ornamental at that point.
Wish the doc had warned me about that when I had mine done. Startled the hell out of me, I [del]screamed[/del] yelled, scared the hell out of my wife, she just about took the door hinges off coming into the bathroom thinking I had slipped and fallen in the shower. Its funny now, nearly 30 years later, but back then, not so much.
To the OP, dude, this is one of the few very truly legitmate reasons you will ever have to spend the weekend lazing on the couch eating potato chips and drinking all weekend, don’t waste it at a casino that you can go to anytime. Unless you like pain and suffering of the worst sort for a male that is.