“Uh-oh.”
“Say ‘b-a-a-a-a’ for me!”
Your soul is miiiine!
Pass the Bacon Bits, would you?
What smells like Bacon Bits?
“Can I have your panties when we’re done?”
Really? My GF leaves them for me all the time.
You ask her for them mid-coitus??
Ah, good point.
Oh Tom, I mean Mary…
Hey what time is Letterman on?
I’m pretty sure I’m not contagious when there’s no chancre, right?
What’s the deal with Trump’s hair, anyway?
“No, it’s okay, go back to sleep- I’ll just finish up.”
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… .
Dammit, girl, where are the fingerbowls?
Good doggy!
“Could you move once in a while? I was going to call the coroner after I finished.”
ah…ah…AH…AH…AIDS!
call out <her sister’s name>