Ask if she has an emu.
=quack= =quack=
“OMG, I saw the most disgusting looking beetle in this National Geographic today!” “It was a flesh-burrowing beetle, I believe.”
point at pillow
“And it looked just like that!
Only smaller.”
“We’ve got to hurry up and finish before I turn into a pumpkin.”
Lemme introduce you to my friend, Peter Peter. 
“Who are you?”
“Tell me, have you given any thought to the benefits of a term life insurance policy?”
“Can we stop?”
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya…”
“Hold on a sec. I’ve got a coupon for that in my wallet.”
“No”
Das vagon ees kaput!
You’re already on your knees, c’mon, pray with me for our souls.
“Do you smell poop?”
Are you sure that was K-Y and not kerosene?
“This reminds me of that time I was showering with Jerry Sandusky…”
Yup, some of us remember!
Is THAT the best you got?
Ewwww, itchy.