Oops.
I found the tunnel out of here!
Holy shit, I just snot-sprayed.
Speaking of which, re: the topic at hand-
Holy shit, I just snot-sprayed.
“Could you hurry? The homeowner could be back any time.”
“THAT’s where the remote control went!”
It’s ok, I brought my own quick- clot!
Your already HIV positive, right?
You can barely hear my Mommy in the closet, can you?
At this point, I usually let Rover have a go. Here, boy!
Who’s next?
How much longer do you think this is going to take?
“When did you grow a penis, dear?”
Do you HAVE to make that noise?
This! This! You were saying you wished you knew what you could do to help the homeless, you could do this!
Your body is so beautiful. It’s not all sun damaged, weather beaten and wrinkled like your face.
“This just isn’t working for me. Can you take an ice bath and then lie very very still?”
“Have you ever seen, ‘The Manitou’?”
I guess now is as good a time as any for me to do my Arlen Specter imitation.
I see you had peas with supper.