Will you stop clearing your throat every two seconds? That noise is driving me crazy!
The goggles, they do NOTHING!
So… do you like sad-clown paintings?
I should’ve stuck with the sheep!
Do you like gladiator films, Johnny?
OK, what hole of yours haven’t we tried yet?
Wait…how many holes are there??
How many stomas do you have?
What IS that thing, anyway?
Mmmmf, mnnmnnmffnf. Nnnrrrmrrrnrrmmfnrrnfff.
(I have lockjaw. No oral sex for you.)
Well, I’m a little leaky down there.
Mmmmm, roast beef!!
So I was talking to Roman Polanski this morning, and he said…
Ewww, roast beef!
“You don’t sweat much, for a fat girl.”
“Was that you or the dog?”
Did you watch Sesame Street today?
Pedophile? That’s a mighty big word for a six-year-old!
Name brand condoms cost too much- I make my own from Saran Wrap.
No, this time I’M Tinky Winky!