Things that don't seem gay, but are

A few of the guys on my first boat had a conversation that ended up with them reaching this conclusion.

And if you consider the entire world aren’t there like two or three billion tea drinkers?

I’ve heard some guys claim sucking pussy is for fags, yes you heard that right a man performing oral sex on a woman is gay. So extrapolating further I can only reach the conclusion that a guy sucking cock is the straightest sex act around.

The music angle is interesting; I suppose that explains the whole show tunes / Judy Garland thing, even if Broadway theater is still a living form. Contemporary mainstream culture has so definitively tagged such interests as gay that it’s surprising to learn how generally popular such music once was, rather than being restricted in the popular imagination to gays or any other segment. It was a familiar ingredient of the day’s radio programs. ‘…and now, here’s the big song from that new Broadway play everyone’s talking about…’., and so on.

I always did want one of those, though I definitely wouldn’t want it in pink.

Having sunglasses tilted up on your head. It’s a matter of practicality - you’re inside, you don’t want to smush your sunglasses in your pocket, and tilting them up gets them out of the way.

But it looks gay.

For what it’s worth, Mercury wasn’t actually in the band when they changed their name to Queen. It was his idea, though (he was a sort of groupie at the time).

Yep. My main interest, 78rpm era dance band and big band music, turns out to be mostly a side interest for show music fans. They love it, but it’s not what got them started. (Me neither - in my case it was jazz, which is still pretty straight-male oriented.)

IMHO it more makes you look like a douche. The worst is when they remove the glasses turn them upside down and put them on the back of their head, so it literally looks like eyes on the back of their head. At least the method you mention, you can push them over your eyes at a moments notice. This one requires you to take them off, wipe your head sweat on your pink polo shirt, and put them on.

Being English is definitely gay. I’m 100% English, I’m interested women and not in men.

But I’m still a faggot.

The bundle-of-sticks kind or the meatball kind?