Jophiel: Watership Down, what’s that? Richard Adams? Who’s he? He sounds like a loser.
or
Jophiel: I am l33t. I rox your world.
One good turn deserves another:
Talera: I don’t know, those computer RPGs have so many rules and stuff. I think I’d rather just play Doom.
boli- Oh, GOD, the pressure…you guys know my memory sucks.
Jophiel- JAVA! Don’t you people know anything about web design!? You must include as much javascript as possible. Animate everything!
ValerieBlaise- Oh, nonono…that outfit is far too revealing. I think I’d rather wear this nice, high-collared floral dress to the Dopefest.
UncleBeer- What’s this? Labatt’s?? Canadian PISS! Take it away and bring me a can of Natural Light!
Ukelele Ike- Cook? Read a book? Are you fokken kiddin’ me? My soaps are on!
Android209- Just a glass of ice water, please.
Gaudere- Just a glass of ice water, please.
Omni- I have no idea how I ever got along before I started carrying a purse.
Flyp- I’ve just never had a great sense of humor. I try, y’know, but nobody ever laughs.
Falc- I can’t believe how involved all of you are in this message board nonsense. Chat rooms? Dopefests? Christ…it’s not real life, y’know.
Alpha- Dammit!! How could they give the extra MPSIMS mod spot to someone else? Next time I see that no-good UncleBeer, I’m gonna make him give Valerie her dollar back.
Terry- I seem to be a little short. Can someone else get the check?
David B.- Dammit! Those damn neighborhood kids stole the Baby Jesus out of my Nativity scene again!
Inertia- Just a glass of water, please.
elelle- Y’know, sometimes I think that the best thing would be to buy a nice condo in some busy metropolitan area, and settle into a corporate job for some big company.
Veb- I hate dogs. I can’t think of one good reason to keep a pet.
kellibelli Guess what everyone!!! Shitboy and I are getting back together…he paid up all his childsupport and returned all my missing panties!
ChiefScott I ship out again in 2 days!!! I can’t wait! 
Coldfire Did anyone hear that the New Kids on the Block are going on tour!! I was so excited that I spilled my wine cooler trying to get to the phone to order my tickets.
Mr.Cynical I don’t care if I ever see another breast in my life!!!
Alphagene {{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}
Chef-Troy I think I’ll pick up some McDonalds tonight… I don’t feel like cooking.
Silent Bob: Forgive me for running off at the mouth again, but I feel I must…
Myron: (Starts new thread)
Ultress said, “SquirrelCub Give it your best shot.”
I don’t know how I missed this thread the first time but your response puzzles me. What did you mean? 
HUGS!
Sqrl
Oldscratch-I expect a healthy return on my stock portfolio.
Pldennison-I’d like a Big Mac, and supersize my fries!
UncleBeer-Nader in 2000, woo-hoo!
Esprix-Check out the rack on that hot mama!
DavidB-I wonder what the I Ching has to say about that.
Matt_Mcl-Preston Manning for Prime Minister!
Polycarp-Thoughtful discussion? Who needs it?
Eve-I don’t know.