Hypergirl: I hate smileyfaces. They’re horrible! And no, I hate watching other people. I mind my own business. PDAs bother me.
Iampunha: I think that people who study and are smart are gigantic dorks. I eat them for breakfast, and then have sex with all their cheerleader girlfriends.
ShirleyUjest - God I can’t wait for tonight! I am going to the neighbors house for a Tuperware party! Not only will I buy lots and lots of goodies, I am exited to play those fun party games!
Falcon: Man, ChiefScott sucks!
UncleBeer: You know, guns really are bad. I think I’ll get rid of mine.
Kricket: Goddess, schmoddess. These Chick Tracts rule!
Vestal Blue: Oh man, not another cinnamon oil rub!
pldennison: I’ve changed my mind. I want a houseful of kids!
Alphagene: C’mere and let me give you a great big hug!
Me: MPSIMS sucks. I think I’ll go hang over in GQ for a while.
Now wait, Cristi. I might actually say that if he…oh wait. You didn’t mean it that way.
NEVERMIND! 
Satan I love North Carolina. I would never leave this state.
Bricker I hate trivia games. They are a total waste of time.
CanadianSue I hate hockey. It’s a man’s game.
Moosiegirl I love hosting wedding showers…well I love the whole wedding event.
Coldfire I won’t give an opinion on that.
Diane Men are not on my calendar of events**
ChiefScott I hate the ocean.
handy Surfing is for wussies.
Demo I would not ever date someone on the Net.
pyscho I won’t leave my home, job, etc. for anything.
Drainbead Law is just not my thing.
aha ultress is not even my friend.
alphagene I agree with what you say.
David B Of course the Bible is true word for word and you can’t convince me otherwise
Silo I can handle that on my own.
Aeysha I wouldn’t even consider flirting on a message board
Shayna Smoking is an easy habit to break
Tatortot I hate my name
Manny Moving threads is not my job
Eve Old movies bore me
Ike I wish I were southern through and through
Needs2know Virginia is not a southern state
spoke- I think Duke sucks
southernstyle Give me tea unsweetened please
polycarp Come on in the pit so I can roast ya good
TubaDiva I love this message board and everything associated with it, everyone is so wonderful and kind to the mods and admins
** UncleBeer** I’ll take coffee please
Chef Troy I’d rather post than eat
Falcon I love my job it’s everything I’ve ever dreamed of
shirleyujest Of course I’ll pay $200 for that dress
Damn, sorry I spelled your name wrong Ayesha I was on a roll
You were on a roll, yours was hilarius! ‘Polycarp, come on in the pit, so I can roast ya good…’ :::;goes off snickering:::::
** waterj2, ** the baseball bat was for beating off the young ladies who pursue you endlessly day and night, Tim needed it, since you were resting for a moment…he figured you could hand it over for a bit.
** iampunha, ** hic…hic…how dry I am…whhoooooppssies, I knocked my bottle over! um where was i in my songiewongie??? Ummmm, how fried I ammmmmmm, how stewed I’ll beeeeeee. ahhhhhhahahahahahaha …hic…
** Talkinsquirrel, ** I hate people! I hate message boards, and this is all such a waste of my time!! Where’s my bow and arrow??? Nah, ya’ll aren’t worth the strength!
Three pages, no Milo references. The Invisible Man.
Anybody seen that cross and those nails?
Milo Sure, my life is together. I have no problems whatsoever. You got a problem with that?
talkingsquirrel I’m just not your type of guy, big fella.
Esprix Call me all the names you want, it won’t bother me.
Tubagirl I’m the perfect wife-to-be
Osip I would rather not have a woman in my life
Libetarian Democracy is the greatest!
OldTank Let’s burn all the guns
Wanderer I’m really got it all together, it’s you people that are wacked
Green Beans I’ve never had a bad experience with anyone on the board
Kellibelli Men are like flies, you either have a bunch or a little
SquirrelCub Give it your best shot.
purplebear Men are just toys to be tossed aside
Satan - Get a haircut, hippie! And quit monkeyin’ around with that radio nonsense and get a real job!
Bricker - Um, uh, what do you mean by that? I’ve never heard of this so called “concept” you propose. Does it involve math?
CanadianSue - What? And miss Miami Vice? No way!
Coldfire - What’s a fjord?
handy - I just heard the funniest joke! I can’t remeber the punchline, though…
Democritus - Yeah? Well you’re a poopy head!
Drainbead - Like, what do you mean? WHAT-ever! You’re like, icky.
aha - No, don’t mind me. I just want to watch.
alphagene - I’m at a loss for words. Your rebuttal was so, so, so, perfect.
Silo - It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
Aeysha - Look, I’m not a slut, I’m just popular. How come a guy can fuck all he wants and he’s a “stud” but it makes me a slut?
Shayna - Don’t think I’ll walk off in a huff! Just because I don’t have anything intelligent to say, doesn’t mean I won’t continue to insist I am right, like an idiot.
Tatertot - Kids? Who needs 'em?
Eve - hukt on fonizx woort fer me!
TubaDiva - I hate this place! I’m leavin’!
UncleBeer - I can’t stand you guys, and none of you can appreciate a cappucino in a poetry bar!
Chef Troy - Oh, just throw a “hungry-man” in the microwave and nuke it for three minutes!
Falcon - Ooh, I have got to have the new Britney album. Can one of you guys lend me some money?
Mr Cynical - You have such a gnarly lookin’ girlfriend, Lex. How can you stand to be with her? She’s so ugly!
Techchick - You know, I gave it some thought, and that guy really is a nimrod.
GaWd - Can’t hang out in chat now, I have to finish this dress and get to the gay bar before the wet underoo contest is over.
Doobieous - What? No gravy? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!
That’s all I can think of. You know, I thought I was well known and then only one person did me. sniff 
~Santi
ME: Hey guys! I’m getting married!!
Me: Let’s all gay bash! Woo ha!
Michi: I’ve got men all over me. I just wish they’d leave me alone.
Anti Pro - Will you people leave me alone? I know everything I’ll ever need to know and don’t want to hear your opinion or anything about your life. Sheesh.
Polycarp - You know, intellectual discussions bore me.
Osip - Man, those russian poets suck.
RTFirefly - Math concepts are beyond me. I just don’t get it, it’s so boring.
(check the other related thread)
Hmm. I would think that I’d be a big target for something like this. Maybe I’ve made myself too unpopular. Here’s my own suggestion:
Lizard-I have to beat all these women off with a stick!
I suppose I could just re-post it here, Chronos
Chronos - I guess you’re right, FTL travel is possible.
Chief Scott is actually coming out of the closet as a smiley user. He’s trying to make it look like it pisses him off, but he secretly enjoys it. See Chief Scott’s deception here.
No one has mentioned me. I don’t know if that’s good or bad.
Phaedrus: I’ll come right to the point…
Everyone: Computers are useless. The internet is a waste of time; it’ll never amount to anything.
jab1: Our father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name…
ChiefScott, I’m not horny.
Anniz, I’m not horny.