pricciar: I hate chatting, it is such a waste of time. The only thing I hate more are cookies.
Omni: I could never bring myself to touch a woman’s posterior. I’m too shy.
OpalCat: I just think it’s silly when people have web pages about every little thing in their life. Privacy, people!
Kricket: Oh, I could never…[shy giggle]…do that. I’m way too sexually conservative and shy in bed.
Ayesha: "I’m going to leave the board for ever to pursue my life’s dream: I’m taking Holy Vows & entering a Convent! No sex for me, thanks! 
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BluePony: I’m a strong man who has always yearned to understand the totality of pregnancy and childbirth. The needles! The rubber glove maneuvers!
Kricket: Y’know, I really feel that down deep, I’m a missionary and Mary Kay rep just struggling to get out. God forbid the neighbors don’t approve; 'scuse me, gotta go tweezer the lawn.
Veb
MaryAnnQ: You know, I think you’d look really good with a mullet. With the top permed.
Now someone do me.
–Tim
I did you already man! C’mon, you should know my recovery rate isn’t that high!
**SpoofeBoDiddly: ** Y’know now that I think about it, Star Trek IS better than Star Wars…
**PurpleBear: ** No, I don’t even own a purple bikini.
**mattk: ** singing You’ll neeeever walk aloooone…
This is SO fun! Thanks for starting this Satan.
** Kricket, ** I’m taking on the nun’s vows this Sunday, can ya’ll come and watch?? Afterwards, I can never speak or have sex again, WHAT a relief!
** Homer, ** The chicks man! I can’t get away from them! Give me your baseball bat, ** waterj2, ** it worked wonders for your love life calming down! I’m exhausted!!
** Byzantine, ** the tea party is being held at my house, please wear white gloves and be careful, it’s my BEST china and silver. Pinky out, remember that now!
** Cowboy Greg, ** Did you see purplebear?? She is SO hot, don’t you think so? She’s MARRIED?? Rats!
** mega the roo, ** Anyone know where I can get a new whip? Mine is worn out! 
** aha, ** guys, the Birdwatchers Club is actually meeting at MY house this week, I’m SO excited, we’re looking for the wild crested pee wee bird!
My baseball bat? What are you talking about? Otherwise, great work all around. Maybe some more about me though.
crankyasanoldman - Oh, I dunno…I don’t have an opinion on that.
GaWd: I have never EVER touched a DROP of alcohol in my entire life! How dare you offer me a free drink?!
B_Line 12: I have never been to Vegas, never been drunk and never tried to score a slut. Which goes to prove that I’ve never gone slumming on line for skanks while drunk in Vegas.
SOMEONE DO ME SOMEONE DO ME PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!!
beatle - There are just too many bars in Houston.
Satan - You know, Brittney Spears is an excellent singer. I have all of her albums.
handy - I don’t have anything intelligent to add to this thread so I just won’t post.
TN*hippie - Would yous guys stop talking about sex!
ChiefScott - Go Army!
VogueVixen :You know John Rocker really IS the antichrist!
Kellibelli : I hate people who talk about sex in private.
Sqrlcub: I really don’t like Ed Asner, it’s Mary Tyler
Moore who turns my crank.
Satan: That Zamfir really rocks!!!
DavidB: The bible really is the literal truth.
Cecil Adams : What the f**K do ya want to know that for!
Keith
ssskuggiii: masturbation? What’s that? I know nothing about either the male or female body. What’s the Kama Sutra?
hyprgrl567: Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat blows hairy fat goat testicles.
Brunetter: my REAL name is *******.
purplebear: I hate muscles. My ideal man is an emaciated shell of a being who hates dancing as much as I do.
iampunha: the braves really, truly suck.
Talkingsquirrel: I am secretly glad that none of the ladies have put me on their “lists”.
And you folks have only done me ONCE!?! Heck, I am in the “top ten”, you know. Humph. 
Huh list what list theres a list? With ladies? What now I like what?
Danielinthewolvesden: You know, I hardly ever post. Mainly I just lurk. I don’t have an opinion on much of anything.
She shoots! She scores!!!