Awww, Bosda, baby, you know I love you !
Omniscient: Get you hand off my ass, woman! I’m not in the mood!
IgnetiuosTReilly: You know, Nacho4Sara, I believe you are right about that…
WallyM7: I’m sick of all these stupid jokes. Can we just be serious for a minute, people!?
–OR–
No, I’ve never publically humiliated myself because of cobwebs or gerbils - are you saying you have? Dork!
Pepperlandgirl: Poertry schmoetry! I’m so sick of people and their damn emotions!
Falcon: Shut up, damnit! I don’t want to listen to your problems, it’s my turn to bitch and moan!
Purplebear: I’m soooo glad Mr. Bear is gone for the day. I was really getting sick of him!
Silo: As always, I have nothing to contribute to this thread so I will refrain from posting!
aha: All I did of interest today was take a shower, so I’ll just keep my mouth shut.
**B_Line12:**I hate women who throw themselves at me! Silly hoochies! Leave me alone!
–OR–
Ya know, I can’t think of an interesting thread topic that will earn hundreds of responses and cause approx. 45 new members to join today, so I’m gonna go play some Parcheesi.
Eve: I highly recommend the new KoRn album. It’s delicious. I think I want to marry that Johnny babe!
That’s all for now, people!
Oh, one more:
**Nacho4Sara:**Ya know, I don’t think I’ll argue this point till I’m blue in the face…I’ll just let it die, because I don’t always have to be right!
Mullinator – Hi. I’m knocking on doors today, trying to raise campaign funds for Al Gore and Hilary Clinton …
Omni, when I enter chat: *Omni pats Ruffian’s shoulder
Michi You know, that cat won’t stop sharpening his claws on the sofa. Well, guess I’ll just put him to sleep.
Shayna: Just follow my car out of the Universal parking structure, c’mon, it’ll be easy to find me afterwards. ( 
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Serlin/Sentinel/etc: Why yes, I am Mark Serlin, Sentinel, RainbowCSR, Nitwatch…
Cyb/Johnsbury/etc: Well, looks like I was just thoroughly wrong about that. Sorry, I acted like a complete jerk; that was wrong of me.
MrCynical: You know, I just don’t like women. Whaddya know, I think I really want to kiss a man!
Satan: I miss heatherlee.
DrainBead: I miss heatherlee.
zette: Oral sex techniques? Sorry, can’t offer any. ( )
pricciar: No, no cherries for me please. They’re gross!
JohnnyLA: Man, I just love Southern California life.
Silo: Oh, enough talk about me.
kellibelli: Watch your mouth! I can’t abide such foul language around me.
Catrandom: Gee, that sure was a great jazz concert, eh, Shayna?
MoosieGirl: Let’s party! Pass me the Perrier!
Satan: So, who else has any questions about my ass? I’d be delighted to answer them!
SqrlCub: If you think I’m the in-your-face kind of fag that shares all sorts of weird sexual habits with innocent straight posters, think again. My sex life is none of your business. And I’m not a gay spokesperson!
Exprix: Neither am I. If you people keep asking me about felching, I’ll just go straight. OK??
CanadianSue: I’m so pissed off, I won’t even put a “LOL” in my post.
ChiefScott: that Brithael is one righteous dude. I wanna hug him.
Mullinator: Jesus, is there anything that you people won’t post? Show some dignity, and leave your indoor plumbing stories at home!
UncleBeer: This troll seems funny. Let’s cut him some slack and see what happens.**
AlphaGene: Let me tell you about last night. It was wonderful: just me, my girlfriend, a nice bottle of white wine and a cosy Julio Iglesias record. Hmmm…
heatherlee: Please allow me to explain, in full detail and correct grammar, my deepest feelings for the love of my life, Satan. I will also post a link to my homepage, where you can view pictures of me in tasteful outfits.
Sentinel: Coldfire, you are right. I AM an asshole that needs to be squicked by a mammoth.
John-John: Hillary is SUCH a babe! And Coldfire is my bestest friend, because he always likes my double nickname stunts so much!
John Larrigan: I’m rooting for the Dutch team next World Cup. They’re SO talented!
Coldfire: Lean, mean muscle machines are just pathetic sublimations for male sexual anxiety. I personally get a nosebleed in anything faster or glitzier than a rusted, 4-cylinder car–with 2 flat tires.
Veb
OK, guys, I’m far from new. Let’s see one about me.
Beaker: I did you right after you did me. 
Chief sez:
ChiefScott: No, I don’t mind being out here for 6 months without a woman. Really.
Falcon: Naw. I don’t chase the chief around the board posting just after each and every one of his posts. And I have no intention of flying out to that big ol’ ship of his and giving him a little wink, wink, nudge, nudge what for – I couldn’t handle his awesome manliness!
and I was touched that you did. 
Oh, and Santa Ana was da bomb!
red_dragon60: Last night, I was just wiling away the hours smoking pot, like usual.
Coldfire: Neil Peart is NOT the greatest drummer ever, Ringo Starr is!
pepperlandgirl: I have never, nor will ever, bait and tease Coldfire about his love and devotion to the greatest Canadian rock band of all time.
LOL Chief…LOL
ChiefScott: And I hate having an attractive woman flirt with me. Really. And I’d never try and inflate my manliness in flirting with her.
vanilla: I really gotta lose some weight!
pepperlandgirl: I’ve converted to Rastafarianism.
FriendofGod: You know, David B really has a point. I totally agree with him!
Haven’t been done yet. I promise I will be brave!
Falcon: I love my job. I wish I could stay here forever. In fact, I just signed a contract, I will stay here for many years at the same exact generous salary.
VogueVixen: I have to go. I don’t want to hear your filthy sex talk. And, I can’t imagine getting into a confrontation.
Kyla: I can’t wait to move to Southern California. I simply love it down there such beauty.
Narile: Despite it’s inconvinience, I welcome a tax. Its what makes this world a great place to live.
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