Things you would never hear Dopers say

** Bosda Di’Whatthehellever ** (you gotta do something about that long assed name sweetheart) I am so glad that html has been disabled. Now I will never have to use large fonts again.

** FreakFreely ** Why no, I would never post about Dead Chipmunks with sticks up their butts or Intergallactic Muffins, why do you ask ?

** TVeblem ** I hate you all, now go away.

** phouka ** Oh, piss off all of you !

** Mr.Cynical ** No I don’t want to discuss sex.

I believe the quote is: “Badges? We don’ need no stinkin’ badges!”

Pooterhead.

** ChiefScott ** I am so tired of all you women flirting with me, now stop it.

Hmm… can anyone give me one? Or am I still too new?

Ayesha: I’m leaving the LIONsob for I yearn to head down to the sea…

TopazAntares: As all of you must know, since I’ve been posting here so long…

The worst part is, if the NDP weren’t around, I might have to vote Conservative… around here, the Liberal party is practically more neo-conservative than the Conservatives.

Catrandom: Cats are evil creatures. If you want a real pet, get a dog!

Eve: I’m so excited – I’m getting married!!!

Persephone: I hate Peeps!

Chef Troy: I’ve decided to come out of the closet to my wife.

Nacho4Sara: Feh. You’ll never catch me admitting when I’m wrong.

Uncle Beer: Redheads, schmedheads. Gimme a blonde any day!

Chief Scott: Yay! I just installed ICQ so I can chat with all my friends when I’m online!

Ah, but I am changing my name to HotTamale.

Actually, I have neither posted enough nor inserted much of my personality into posts to reasonably expect anyone to do me. Therefore, I’ll do the honors…

beakerxf: Jim Henson was the anti-Christ

(my nick comes from the muppet character Beaker)

TopazAntares:: Astrology has brought nothing but evil and ruin to mankind. I pray for the soul of anyone who owns Tarot cards (or Satan’s playing cards as I like to call them).

** iampunha: ** No, I am not stalking Brunetter or ssskugliii. In fact, I have no particular interest in either of them. So, you guys want to talk about sports?

dropzone: I get told ten times a day that I need to develop a sense of humor. Why is that?

tatertot: The hubby and I highly recommend mint flavored products as a way of spicing up the love life. Ladies, the best part is the warm, tingly feeling you get on your delicate pink parts.

Silent Bob : This is a subject that I’m greatly interested in and I’d like to wax verbose and at great length about this topic …

Somebody did me! Thanks, Shayna!

I guess I’m just not good enough.

Someone do me!

Hmmmm, I got to thinking…I’m not sure if I did you very well TopazAntares. I based it on the Scorpio joke in your sig, but I don’t recall you ever mentioning that you also use Tarot. Sorry. I just don’t know enouugh about role-playing to come up with a really good one.

red_dragon60: Geeze, how can anybody listen to that boring techno crap?

Rilchiam I’m going to stay offline tonight and watch “The Breakfast Club”. What? David Patrick Kelly? Who’s he? What? Smoke marijuana? Are you crazy? French fries? Ew!

Brunetter said: " . . . No, I am not stalking Brunetter or ssskugliii. In fact, I have no particular interest in either of them. So, you guys want to talk about sports?"

Okay. The first half of that was fairly accurate, despite the fact that I am not stalking anyone on the SDMB.

However, I love sports. I give that a 3.5 out of 10.

beakerxf I like it actually! grins I do have Tarot cards and they are wrapped in a red silk scarf that I found at a second hand store. I’m not good at reading them but I like them.

Ayesha AND Chief Scott toasting me all at once?!?! :eek:

Ayesha–call me Bosda. <Groucho Voice> or better still, call me often!</Groucho Voice>

**purplebear:What’s this, another dn party, can’t you guys ever think of anything else to do? I’m sick of these parties! :(:(:frowning:

**chief scott:**I love smilies, the more the marrier!!!