Too bad nobody knows enough about me…ha!
Chiefscott: I really wanted to be a Marine
Ah come on, doesn’t anybody want to do me?? 
mega the roo said:
“Ah come on, doesn’t anybody want to do me??”
Obvious jokes aside . . . here goes:
mega the roo: not only do I hate random trivia, I’m NOT obsessed with sex. And I hate Canadia.
Democritus - I’m giving up my pot, my beer, and my interest in physics to go watch some WWF, Play some football, and drink nothing but water! I’m also moving from California back to seattle because I hate the sun!
Omniscient - I’m giving up alcohol for a life free of such excess, and I shall join a seminary and become a devout catholic priest!
VougeVixen - My GOD, I LOVE California, I especially want to live in San Francisco!
Alphagene - I really love MPSIMS. I think i’ll spend ALL of my time there!
CanadianSue: I’m just feeling crabby today so all of you can just live with it!
ExTank: A strong federal government requires the authorities’ control over all weaponry…
GuanoLad: I’ve got this great new pick-up line…
jodih: While I personally have no problem with an atheist cosmology…
MagicalSilverKey: (see GuanoLad)
Michi: Cats, schmats! You know, I’m really getting tired of the little buggers…
Olentzero: I’ve got this great business idea!
slythe: The people who want to introduce restrictive levels of gun control bother me far more than any Christian influences in our society.
zyada: No dance is a good dance.
and
tomndeb: Well, this is just a WAG…
Eve: I never watch anything made before 1970 unless it’s been colorized.
Catrandom, who has no outstanding characteristics, it appears
I’m afraid to ask.
Wow, I’m surprised. I thought I was a bigger target than this. But like they say, no news is good news.
Anthracite dear, you just had to give me a chance!
Anthracite: “Wow! Take a look at his ASS! I am soooo gonna jump his bones first chance I get!”
Quisp: “Quake is my favorite breakfast cereal!”
I’d offer, but I’m married. Sorry!
Just to return the kind compliment,:
** beakererxf, ** I’m e mailing the mods tomorrow, I’m changing my user name to ‘HotTamale’!
** Byzantine, ** I’m really SOooooo shy, I just can’t participate in this discussion! It’s so, out of hand…
** Mr.Cynical, ** I’m getting the tattoo of a smiley face put right on my arm next to the rose!
** 2sense, ** Since becoming a vegetarian, I feel closer to all life forms!
** Surgoshan, ** I can’t wait to start the new campaign at school for the chess club! I just KNOW they’ll vote me in as president this year now that Cubbie has graduated!
** Coldfire, ** She called you a WHAT??? They don’t allow that kind of language on a message board do they??? I’m, just speechless!
** Michi, ** Ha!! did ya see how that squirrel jumped out of the way when I aimed my gun at him???
Damn straight you are, sailorboy. sweet, yet evil, smile
Hey!
You’re suposed to be gone this weekend!
Get off your Mom’s computer and… go watch tobacco grow or whatever they do in Raliegh!
One, its Memphis.
Two, What the hell ELSE am I supposed to do around here?
And three, you think I was going to let you slander me all weekend and not keep track! Now THERE’S something I’d never say…
Falcon: Hey mom! Can ya make me a peanut buter and fried banana sandwich?
Louie:Those stupid girls have to stop calling me. I can’t go on dates with them every night. The pizza man never gets to rest. Oh by the way, MrDope is rather funny.
VBlaise: Like I always say. One or two drinks is good. Anything more is “slutty.”
pat
pricciar: I’m going to be serious here. For real
I bitch to a couple people off line that I don’t get enough mentions here, and they decide to mention me in this goddamned thread:
All I have to say is:
“Please, ladies. I’m not interested in anything other than getting my questions answered here.”
How did I get such a reputation for being a flirt? I don’t flirt that much outside of the Pit, after all.
All The Dopers: “There is no room for levity in a serious intellectual discussion; therfore, any individual making unwarranted attempts to post humorous material should be subject to an immediate ban from the board. HHRRRUMMPH!”
All Moderators:“Badges? Badges? We don’ gotta show you no stink’in badges!”
Little Ed: “DUUUHHHH!”
Unca Cecil: “My Secret Identity is Chuck Barris.”