suuure, anybody who is married to everybodys favorite arachnid is not boring…and you won’t kill this thread either…
DAMMIT!!! Foiled again!
Hi! just checking in to see if I get lucky!
Does that line ever work?
Hey, I’m more boring!
Yes, zero would be boring. Zero, OTOH, is not.
Did with my wife! 
Thanks! But it means a lot to be noticed. 
I’m sorry, did you say something?
Ummm… No. See, only some people do that. I’m not one of them.
Anyway, Odie, do you honestly think we could drive everyone else away? Because I don’t think so. That would be pretty cool though. And I’m still more boring. XOXO to you.
…sssh, quietly now Mr. Elbows, don’t wake them.
They look almost angelic when they’re all asleep like this.
Come sit closer to me, do you remember that day at Coral Cove? hee, hee…I thought you might.
Just look at them all, sound asleep, why, it’s really quite lovely.
<Mortwight> I found 21 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): Odieman Odie_AFK Odieafk Odieman1 Odienap. Odieman (ve5kis@hsdb-wybn-117-242.sasknet.sk.ca) was last seen quitting from #StraightDope 3 hours, 21 minutes ago stating ().
Damn, this thing is still alive. Don’t you people ever sleep? I have an excuse, I’m working.
sleep? What is sleep when there is naught to life but thread killing?
Jackass - (I’m sorry, I can’t check the spelling now - you love me anyway, right?) - I hit 800 in this thread. ASk your wife to send one of her hats!
And we did notice, she did you a welcome thread & we all said hi & then you let you alone so that you wouldn’t just be spidey’s husband (OK, OK, we didn’t want to get too attached to you in case she was a breed that kills the males! )
My post #666, in one of the most positively evil threads of all time, if you don’t count Evil Nazi Groundhogs.
>walks over and gives Thready a swift kick in the ribs and a smack on the snout with the Big Ass Wupping Stick®, just for old times sake.
Wake up ya Bastard.
>tosses thread a donut hole anad a cup of coffee.
God morning campers.
I note the beast stole & rearranged some letters - or did they bounce when you used the ass-whupping stick?
Strange post to mention god in though
I’m just here to say Hi to Fierra.
Nothing to see here…move along, move along, step lively now.
Holy shit. It’s still here.
This calls for a big cup of coffee and a fresh…knish.
yawn Good morning, all. Did I miss the slides of Jakarta?
Hi DW…what do you mean nothing to see here? Oh, trying to get us some privacy…right, like that’ll work in this thread! How was your weekend?
Hi struuter…tea please? and definitely knish!
Hi All!
I just made it back from a nice weekend...did you guys get away from this at all? Hi struuter!