Three jokes my nephew got from his childcare kids.

A little Mexican boy saves up his money to go to a baseball game.

The game is sold out, but a ticket taker smells an extra buck: he pockets the boy’s money, and tells him he can go watch the game from the top of the flagpole.

Afterward, the boy’s parents ask him if he had a good time.

“Oh yes”, the boy replied. "Everybody was so nice to me. They gave me a special seat where I could see the game really well. And at the beginning, they all stood up and asked me, ‘Jose, can you see?’"