… The bartender says “Merry Christmas! What’ll you have?”
The first reindeer is wearing a really fake blinking red nose. (You can see the wires.) He struts up to the bar and says “I’ll just have a glass of water. I’m driving tonight!” The reindeer in the back, the third one, rolls his eyes.
The second reindeer has his antlers wrapped in red cloth, with white fur trim on the edges. He swaggers up to the bar and says “I’ll have a double shot of whiskey. I need to keep these cheeks nice and red!” The reindeer in the back rolls his eyes.
The third reindeer has a padded board tied across his shoulders, and a pair of skis along his side. He moves smoothly up to the bar and says “I’ll have a bottle of your best brandy!” The bartender says “That’s a lot! Why do you want so much?” The reindeer replies “One shot is to polish my runners, one shot is to shine up the seat, and the rest is for me.” The bartender says “That’s still a lot! Why do you want so much for yourself?”
The reindeer replies “Have you ever had to run around all night with a fat man riding on your shoulders?”
