Let’s analyze humor further, shall we. That’ll be a belly laugh.
I believe the attempted twist was born out in the third reindeer rolling his eyes, as though to prove that it was only the other two that were delusional. However, the fact that the third reindeer is already dressed as a sleigh belies the twist. Besides, the shaggy-dog quality of his set up steps all over the thing anyway.
Har har har. Thank you, thank you. Make sure you tip your waitresses.
And after they left the bar, they went out for groceries.
After they left the bartender’s wife who was asleep came downstairs to ask what the ruckus was all about. The bartender replied “Go back to sleep, it’s just the rain dear.”
Why did the reindeer go to the strip club? Because he was horny. Nyuknyuk.
“Holy crap! A talking reindeer!”
After buying the three young women at the bar a drink one said “Hey, we’re having a dance party back at our place. Would you like to come?”
“Sure. Where do you live?”
“Lapland.”
Then the pig says “My wife is a slut.”
What do reindeer wear in the snow?
Caribou-ts
Yes, I’m afraid I did. I never said it was a good joke. I was tired when it occurred to me, and a little drunk when I posted it.
I notice now that the second reindeer’s line left out the “Ho! Ho! Ho!” from the original conception.
Oh, well. Enjoy or not, as you choose, and all have a great Christmas.
Ivan and Natasha are walking across Red Square in Moscow when they run into their old friend and lifelong commie Rudolph.
They start talking about the weather. Ivan thinks it’s going to snow. Rudolph thinks it’s going to rain. They start arguing about it. Finally, Natasha steps in to end it:
“Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.”
(Thanx to Allen Funt and Candid Camera.)
Albert Einstein loved the rural countryside, but didn’t get to spend too much time there, what with Physics calculations and cracking the atom and all that. So he bought a plot of land just outside Cambridge and spent as much time as he could there, just admiring the view. Two of his students drove by the area one day and wondered aloud, to a passer-by, what Al was doing.
“Man’s outstanding in his field,” was the reply.
Oh shit.
It’s not real funny, btw
some of y’all are making me 
some will need to work on it :mad:
A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper says, “Herman?”
A brick!
Antlery. He was antlery.
Before the operation he was uncle Larry.
Well, we all know where those aame reindeer went after the bar: They went into town to blow a few bucks.
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Pour me a beer…please.” The bartender says, “Sure. But what’s with the big pause?” The bear says, “I was born with them. Don’t make me use them on you.”