(Old) Thwarted Plans in the MMP

These were from Meijer.

There was no bacon involved.

Oh, that’s aggravating!

Frankly, if I was in charge, I’d be in prison do the same.


This is gonna be a “fun” day.

Grandma Co-worker lost her mom (yes, a great-gramma) a coupla months ago, so this is her 1st Mother’s Day “without,” … and I gotta go fetch Sprinkles in a bit, who lost her mom when she was a kid .. and damn, with her mental challenges, she coulda really used a rudder.

I’ve already decided that since I pass the good coffee place on the way to fetch her, imma treat myself to a mocha (it’s prolly gonna be a long night) and I shall treat her to her favorite strawberry-banana smoothie, just cuz.

It’s not like I’m rolling in money, but … I do what I want sometimes, costs be damned.

Girl is a bloodhound for sugar anyway, and I’m guessing some soul soothing shall be necessary.

Plus, she always gets hers with whipped cream and sprinkles, which makes me think, if I ask nicely, maybe my bitter coffee can be topped with same?
(I like my coffee on the bittersweet side, sorta like life.)

Sis, BIL and the pooches made it to Dad’s in good time today. Nelson seems happy to have the place to ourselves again. He’s had his bath and got to run around commando (sans collars) until he was dry.

Now, I’m going to do the assembly for SIL’s BD card set.

Howdy Y’all! We deheathenated (OYKW decided he wouldn’t melt) and I verged. One of my more timid acolytes did a good job as pre-serve and was even brave enough to ring the bells during the Eucharistic prayer. I was so proud of her! I mean she even volunteered to ring the bells. That was huge for her. We got stoner food and et it in da cave. Then nappage ensued. So nice on a rainy day! We day drank martinis while watchin’ the original Four Seasons. The Netflix adaptation is good but the original is so much better. Also the biiiiiig trash can got hauled all the way down to the road for pickup tomorrow between bouts of rain. Now it’s time to see whassup on teh intartoobz.

And a good (checks clock…6:05pm) evening to all. Spent most of the afternoon at the gym, burnt 1,100 calories according to the machines and that doesn’t count about 1/2 hour on the weights, so dinner at Texas Roadhouse didn’t do that much caloric damage. Cloudy and the Weather Wizards are saying we’ll get rain sometime after 8pm tonight. I don’t care, I’m inside and have no particular reason to go back out until tomorrow. Evening will be spent internettin’, readin’ and maybe watching some basketball.

Sent a happy Mother’s Day text to my Sis-in-Law, since she has the detached retina surgery not long ago I don’t know if she’s reading it, but I did send it.

boo fae, it is always a pleasure to read of your musical travels, glad the accommodation providers were helpful and you were able to break fast properly. As for Muffin’s blankie, I’ll leave that to the feline experts here in the MMP.

Oopsie, hope the family lunch was enjoyable. And getting the toe nail removed…I don’t know why, but that just icks me out. But what is best for you is what we want.

FCM, glad you were able to accomplish mowage; given the weather this weekend my mowing early this past week looks like it was the right decision. As for the cruise, my Travel agent friend who books trips has me signed up for one around Spain in April 2026, and I am looking at a cruise to Italy that leave from Barcelona not long after the Spanish one ends…still thinking about it…

Cookie, best wishes to wife and hope it isn’t anything to severe.

Taters, a nice gift from a nice son.

Shoe, you are a good and decent person…you know that, but I think it’s good to mention it now and then.

And time to get a couple sammiches for the late meal and resume vegetating. Take care all.

17:00, and we’ve had dinner. Hearts of romaine with a sliced hard-boiled egg each, and shredded cheddar. I also had chicken breast and black pepper from the grinder. I had roquefort dressing. Mrs. L.A. had blue cheese dressing, and a slice of buttered sourdough bread. And we’re having wine, of course.

I filled the bird earlier, and when I went to the sunroom, there was a squirrel eating some of the fallen seed. After a couple of minutes, Mr. Squirrel notices me, and is like “YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, MANGE BOY?” Which was laughable, because in theory dude would be bringing a rodent to a gunfight. Then Spot wanders in, alerts, and starts doing the pounce wiggle. Squirrel notices, runs up a tree, and starts doing the agressive squirrel thing, “YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME TOO, YOU BALL LESS MINI JEEVES?”
So the feeder has already paid for itself in entertainment.. Indoors, I’m having a Wisconsin Old Fashioned, pig loin, and baked N.O.T., and Spot is sacked out on the couch. Thus ends my day off.

Sounds like my kind of day.

On the way here, Sis introduced BIL to stoner food. He agreed with me that it would be the go-to place after smoking a bowl.

Ninety-nine tacos for 2¢ at Jack In The Box?

Last night of the revival. A few people got saved. I had 6 pieces of pizza. Kids got toys, 2 adults got tvs80 degrees tomorrow!

Hey guys, it looks like aggravation was the theme of the day. Dang about the screaming kids and loss of yard peace. Dang about S/Os who don’t think ahead and dang about stubborn S/O’s who won’t make a doctor appoint when they know they should.

I loved the pupper pics, I do like dogs even thought I think they are way too much work. I also think that sleeping with that many bodies on the same bed would be at least one too many. Heck, there are times when just one cat is too many.

So…as to weed and the munchies? Most of us long time users stopped getting the munchies a long time ago. Our tolerance levels are far too high (snert) for us to notice the slight blood sugar drop weed can sometimes cause.

We do still tend to do a lot of this, though.

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It’s a shame you folks don’t drink coffee, there will be a glut of the good stuff very soon.

Here in 'merica, we will be paying out the nose for Folgers if we are lucky enough to find it. A country full of caffeine deprived office workers will not be pretty.

I never really liked Starbucks, their coffee was overpriced and tasted burnt. Hubs likes their cold brew, but now that we live in a world without the mermaid, he will go to Dunkin’ when he wants some.

We both gave up buying coffee on a daily basis back when it was three bucks for a large and always get shocked at the lines and prices when we are traveling and really need a hit of caffeine and cream.

We do like to support small independent coffee shops, that’s where you get the best taste in a cup.

Now to brag about hubs. While we were gone, some kitty knocked my stained glass lamp off the little table and it landed upside down. The glass survived but the brass part around the top where everything was soldered to was bent and the shade was crooked.

Hubs spent most of his working years (after his medical discharge from the USMC) doing auto body repair. He knows metal. I handed him the lampshade and asked if he could fix it (while reminding myself that he knows what he’s doing and that it was already broken) and he looked at it for a while and then got the hammer out of the cabinet.

I couldn’t stand it, I know he knows what he’s doing but I couldn’t watch* so I walked away and sat in front of my comp fully intending to look at cat pics. But I did look. He used the rubber covered handle to reshape the soft brass while just hitting the hammer head gently with the palm of his hand. Then he got a screwdriver and carefully put the folds back in. He didn’t even scratch the patina.

It has been getting hot in the afternoon and I was really wishing I had a car close to hand so I could remove my shirt and pants and become a less lumpy and sweaty handmaid. I will be so happy when my eyes get fixed.

*we almost broke up when I asked him to help me adjust the bonnet on my '74 Triumph Spitfire and he body slammed it. First he opened it and closed it and looked at it from both sides, then body slammed it, but still. That car was my baby, how dare he!!! Never had another issue with the bonnet after, btw.

‘4,022 saved. No survivors.’

Late night final y’all. Have managed to accomplish nothing of note and will shortly head off to Slumberland. Next week has nothing major on the agenda so might go looking at new cars on a couple of days. Outside of that and gym/swim/soccer I hope to be a homebody the rest of the time.

doggio, squirrels have loads of attitude, don’t they?

Coppertone, yay for the pizza and warmer weather.

Never have drank coffee in my life…looks like for the first time that will be paying off…

JtC, sounds like Hubs still has the skills he was taught to repair things. Hammers are always useful to us guys to fix almost anything.

And that’s all I wrote for this week. Catch y’all on the next MMP.

Every tool is a hammer, except chisels, those are screwdrivers. :grin:

JtC Sounds like Mr Cane knows what he’s doing. Smrt man there. I like the palm smackage idea, have done it myself from time to time. Wait…that sounds dirty.

I newly have a cat hanging out on the property. I saw it yesterday while mowing running up and down the drive, eventually ending up under the porch. Saw it again today doing rounds in the yard. The bird feeder has been less visited since the new arrival. Dunno if it’s a neighbor’s cat or a stray. Haven’t been able to get close enough to tell if it’s got a collar.

{ hands Coppertone some antacids }

Ehrmahgawd, that FOOT! And the other FOOT!!

That’s a lotta feetsies.

… and the second shift, not to mention graveyard.

D’aaaawwwwwww. I can see why you fell in love.

IIR the source material, you’re doing it right.

{ Duct Tape has entered the chat }

Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to heave.

That’s an upgrade over loaves and fishes.

“When your cat has a BSOD”

One complex I lived at, the neighbor fed the squirrels. One morning I came out to work, and there were 50 squirrels in the yard, rubbing their bellies, and staring at me, The Birds style.

"If it doesn’t turn and it should, use WD-40. If it turns and it shouldn’t, use duct tape.