Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorcing

[Erdosain]

I dunno, Chris Klein never struck me as being the sharpest tool in the shed. It could be he doesn’t understand what sex is.

[Dangerosa]

@Dewey_Finn

Joshua Jackson is on Fringe, which is on Fox. But I think the big winner from Dawson’s Creek is Michelle Williams.

Joshua Jackson also gets to be “Mr. Diane Kruger” - Which isn’t bad.

[Justin_Bailey]

@Sampiro

She was also in a 5 year relationship with Chris Klein. They were officially engaged for the last year and a half.

I don’t think Donnie Osmond would have waited five years before going to bed with a girlfriend. Chris Klein is either gay, impotent, or a man of superhuman patience, or else Katie was either lying about the virgin part or else defining virgin by very liberal standards.

The real question is, when did she make the virgin announcement? because honestly, the only famous 90s virgin that I remember was Britney Spears. And, IIRC, she later admitted that she and Justin Timberlake were having loads of sex during their relationship.

[etv78]

Van Derbeek also was part of plot altering episodes of both my favorite sitcom AND drama!

Sitcom: Dumped Robin, leading to the 1 nite stand with Barney that wrecked (for a time) his friendship with Ted

Drama: Kidnapped Reid, and in the process of torturing him, got him addicted to Diludid.

[Little_Nemo]

@Eliahna

If she gets sole custody of Suri, it will certainly reignite speculation that Chris Klein is the bio-father, not Cruise.

There’s crazier theories than that out there. I’ve heard people claim that L. Ron Hubbard had his sperm frozen and it was used to impregnate Holmes.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@MyFootsZZZ

I remember that! Of all the things to make fun of the guy about…

grumpy face

Well, heh, I once made fun of Cruise’s height, too… and there were some slight racist overtones involved, but that’s another story.

[Jim_s_Son]

@Justin_Bailey

The real question is, when did she make the virgin announcement? because honestly, the only famous 90s virgin that I remember was Britney Spears. And, IIRC, she later admitted that she and Justin Timberlake were having loads of sex during their relationship.

Jessica Simpson as well. And from the NBA, A C Green was prominent in saying that he would start and finish his basketball career as a virgin.

[well_he_s_back]

Loved vanderbeek’s guest spot in Criminal Minds. Thanks for reminding me, etv78. You r right that he was also fun in “how I met your mother”

[Little_Nemo]

@Jim_s_Son

Jessica Simpson as well. And from the NBA, A C Green was prominent in saying that he would start and finish his basketball career as a virgin.

I think Adrianna Lima and Lisa Kudrow surprised people.

[Sampiro]

@Jim_s_Son

Jessica Simpson as well. And from the NBA, A C Green was prominent in saying that he would start and finish his basketball career as a virgin.

And the craziest thing is that Simpson, Green, Spears, and Holmes all lost their virginity to Justin Timberlake in the same 24 hour period.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@Sampiro

And the craziest thing is that Simpson, Green, Spears, and Holmes all lost their virginity to Justin Timberlake in the same 24 hour period.

And he hosted Saturday Night Live that very evening!

[TreacherousCretin]

@BlankSlate

I’m no film snob, but I can’t think of one movie he’s made that was particularly entertaining.

Neither am I, and neither can I.

[JustinC]

Congratulations to Katie Holmes for finally chewing all the way through her leg.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@JustinC

Congratulations to Katie Holmes for finally chewing all the way through her leg.

Well done.

[GuanoLad]

@Sampiro

And the craziest thing is that Simpson, Green, Spears, and Holmes all lost their virginity to Justin Timberlake in the same 24 hour period.

I do not understand how Timberlake’s parade of exes are all unbelievably super-hot famous people. How the hell does he do it?

[not_what_you_d_expect]

He’s got a little something.

[Cazzle]

@Sampiro

She was also in a 5 year relationship with Chris Klein. They were officially engaged for the last year and a half.

I don’t think Donnie Osmond would have waited five years before going to bed with a girlfriend. Chris Klein is either gay, impotent, or a man of superhuman patience, or else Katie was either lying about the virgin part or else defining virgin by very liberal standards.

Her second miscarriage was while they were separated. (She claims to have had an earlier one.) While I know it wouldn’t be the first or last time that an estranged couple conceived a child, given the other oddities about Cruise I wouldn’t be floored to learn that one wasn’t his.

She (bizarrely, I always thought) announced she had kept some of the genetic material from her miscarriage in order that it could be DNA tested to prove it was Cruise’s child.

[Equipoise]

Good for Katie. I hope she can get back into acting. I thought she was pretty good in Go, The Gift, Pieces of April and Thank You for Smoking and I’d like to see her do well.

@salinqmind

… it really made my stomach lurch to see Suri paraded endlessly in public, wearing weird inappropriate getups, lugged around (clutching that white blanket) like a small infant, hair all snarled, taken out to adult restaurants and to Broadway plays late at night, never seen playing with other kids…it was really disturbing.

Suri hasn’t appeared one time in public since the day she was born without the paparazzi swarming all over, and you’re taking a few random things and judging her entire upbringing? That’s even more disturbing.

@Sage_Rat

I’m pretty sure that Kidman did. Of course, I think he converted to Scientology while they were together, which had to be pretty damn creepy.

No. Mimi Rogers converted him to $cientology, and I’ll never forgive her, even though she herself has since left the cult.

@BlankSlate

I’m no film snob, but I can’t think of one movie he’s made that was particularly entertaining.

I’m no film snob either* and I’m as anti-$cientology as you can possibly imagine, but I can think of several. I hate that the man’s a cult dupe, but I really do like him as an actor. I haven’t seen everything he’s done, I’ve missed some major ones in fact (I’ve never seen Top Gun, Jerry Maguire, Born on the 4th of July, Interview with a Vampire, A Few Good Men, The Outsiders, Vanilla Sky and a few others), but of the ones I’ve seen, I thought these were good movies that he was especially good in:

Risky Business
The Color of Money
Rain Man
Magnolia (he was GREAT in this)
Minority Report
Collateral
Tropic Thunder

These might be more guilty pleasure than great movies, but I enjoyed:

Far and Away
The Firm
War of the Worlds
Eyes Wide Shut

And, taking Guilty Pleasure to the extreme, Cruise is an absolute hoot as the addled, alcohol-dimmed diva in Rock of Ages. He’s hilarious, the best thing about the movie.

I do like him, and I just wish he’d come to his senses and denounce that brainwashing bunch of thugs.

• Ok, I am to the fella who Pitted me for being one, but he’s wrong.

[GuanoLad]

@Equipoise

(I’ve never seen Top Gun, Jerry Maguire, Born on the 4th of July, Interview with a Vampire, A Few Good Men, The Outsiders, Vanilla Sky and a few others)

WTF? Really? You? I think you may need to correct that oversight sometime.

[Erdosain]

@GuanoLad

WTF? Really? You? I think you may need to correct that oversight sometime.

Eh, does she really need to see Vanilla Sky? And Top Gun is mostly just a joke about the oblivious homoeroticism of the 80s at this point. And the less said about Jerry Macguire the better (God, I hate that movie). She should also make sure to miss Cocktail and Days of Thunder.