:regains consciousness in theatre:
[groggy]
Wha…happened…oh…my aching head. And back. And…
???
[fully awake, screaming]
**SHADES OF “A CLOCKWORK ORANGE”!!! WHEN DID I BECOME A MAN!?!?!
If I catch Guinastasia, I’ll…**
:touches self:
Damn. My kidneys are gone, too.
This day is not going well.
::Silo drops an “anvil” on Silverfire::
<smack!!!> 
Ooops…sorry, I missexed you!
We now return to your regularly scheduled…TorTCHA!
::waves at Silo::
I’m not gonna let you get away that easily.
And how do you plan on making me stay?
::walk into room, tie Silo to a chair, force him to watch tae bo tapes and reruns of Springer::
::send a note to the Witnesses, Scientologists, Mormans and anyone else I can think of with the rest of the participants of this threads address’(except Welfy, dang it anyway)::
There, my work here is done… hehehehe
<Gets out of tree, a bit shocked, but alright>
I think that pun was torture enough.
But, now that I think about it, I’ve devised one too good to forget about it.
<Grabs Silo and Silver Fire, restrains them so that they are incapable of moving, facing each other>
<Wires electrodes to both of them>
Now, you two, you’re gonna sit here, and you’re not gonna be able to move, except your mouths. And every 5 seconds, you have to say something nice about each other, otherwise you get a new lesson in the flow of electricity.
Yes, you have to be NICE to each other! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I’m so evil.
:: frees Welfy ::
Welfy,
Would you like to point out to Jester what you have he doesn't, and what he has that you don't?
:: hands her prod, and squirt bottle of salt water to aid conductivity ::
Hey, I wonder if you squirted 151 on him, would it light…
Alright, I’m SORRY already. And now, since you just COULDN’T let my mistake go, you’re gonna get a DIFFERENT kind of lesson in plumbing.
<picks up length of pipe>
Here, luker-luker-lukerrrrrrrr…
<Shoves pipe unceramoniously up luker’s ass…sideways>
<twists>
There, that oughta do it.
<Walks past Welfy>
<tips hat>
Evening, maam.
I hate you.
Oh, c’mon, it’s not THAT bad. I mean, jeez, all you have to do is engage in nice…conversation…with…Si…S…Sil…<snicker>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I can’t even say it with a straight face. God, I’m good.
No, really. I hate you. Sadly, I’m leaving this thread so your little plan won’t work.
That’s what you said last time.
:Wind blowing through hair, Silo picks up a flower off the ground:
She loves me; 
she loves me not; 
She loves me;
she loves me not;
She loves me;
she loves me not;
She loves me! :eek:
:o
Um, ok, now that I’m done with Silverfire (?), I’m moving on to Coldfire!
:Silo pushes Coldy off a waterfall:
:Take that you…<pause>…you MODERATOR!:
Silver Fire hates me? :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
I’ll be over in the corner sulking if anybody needs me.
I don’t think she REALLY hates you, but she sure hates me because when she has her picture put up on the “SD People Pages” her name will be NEXT to mine. (hehe)
::Silo sits in corner, Tapping fingers, awaiting response from Coldie…::
Hehe, I’m glad that finally got cleared up! :^D
nonetheless, lets a piano fall on Jester
By the way, I HATE it when people put their finger in between my eyes, just letting it hover there. I’m quite third-eye sensitive.
goes insane