Oh, good Christ.
I am actually really hoping this is a troll, since I am in danger of rolling my eyes right out of my head. I just can’t bring myself to waste my time dissecting that woo line by line and I can’t be non-engagingly snarky because it is in GQ. Sadly it’s not that far off from one or two biology-challenged people I knew in college - “Why do animals choose to eat other animals?” I’m so, so tempted to post this which I snagged from Cafe Society:
Oh, well. I really hope it is just a troll.