Valar Hiatus: The Game of Thrones offseason thread

I liked how at one point, Victarion, Griff, Tyrion, and Quentyn are all going to meet Dany.

So he had Young Griff just say, “Nahhhhhhhh”

Kit Harington (Jon Snow) and Rose Leslie (Ygritte) are getting married: Game of Thrones stars Kit Harington and Rose Leslie to wed - BBC News

HBO is spending about $15,000,000 an episode for the finale season. :cool:

Oh, joy! A lifetime of “You know nothing, Kit Harrington!” to look forward to…

Let’s hope they spend some of the money of good plotting, characterization and dialog, instead of nothing but battles and dragons and direwolves.

I pretty much agree with all of this except I think that when Martin dies the series will be completed by another writer. There’s just too much money to be made from books 6 and 7 no matter how badly the show screws up the ending.

I’ve just been listening to the Order of the green hand youtube theory videos, and the asoiaf fan fiction could be so much better. Basically, not even Jon Snow’s parentage would be the same, and what is shown on the telly is just nothing like the books even in overall arc.

50 odd videos so far, and some are, erm, not even tinfoil, more “you picked that one line from the books and build a two video theory on that?”. However, it does a great job of showing how stupid and evil Catelyn is (basically she sent Ned knowingly to his death, and was pretty much responsible for Robs death and the rest), and Jon Snow’s parentage, and who the enemy is…

The three eyed raven is an agent of the Others. He’s being controlled. The children of the forest are not on the livings side. Bran is being manipulated. Faceless men are also on the others side. The dead.

And also came up with the only reasonable explanation for Bran’s assassination attempt. I mean reasonable, because while the show says it’s littlefinger, it doesn’t really make sense. Nor Joffrey, per se.

Littlefinger is a powerful greenseer, which started after his weeks long coma after the Brandon duel. He remote wargs into people like Bran with Hodor. The catspaw was his agent, sent to deliver a message to Catelyn, but remote warging into Joffrey provided the catspaw with the dagger, and remote warging into the catspaw did the deed. In which case Littlefinger knows a LOT more than we previously thought

These remind me of a youtuber that had some theories about Coldhands being the real Big Bad of the series. Then, in the show, when the Night’s Watch is at Craster’s, he was completely convinced that Karl was Coldhands in disguise.

I haven’t been involved in a lot of fandoms, but do most of them come up with so many batshit crazy theories?

Well, there are Star Trek fans who think that Kirk is an undercover Klingon agent, and Dr. Who fans who are convinced that the Daleks were designed and built by Leonardo da Vinci, and Firefly fans who believe that Mal is actually a woman…

It’s amazing what they find to fill your time 6 years into a gap into the novels.

But given a decent bunch of the plot points, pick and choose them, get together with a bunch of people who know about Planetos, give overview to a decent writer, and we might get a few decent books at the end, once GRRM pops his clogs leaving behind half a room of scribbles…

Don’t think so. It’s just a combination of losing interest, writing himself into a corner, working on other projects, and being too busy making money.

By the way, why do people keep putting their guesses about what is going to happen in spoiler tags?

I put information that I got from a long selection of youtube videos in spoiler tags, not particularly guesses, pretty reasonable deductions if you ignore the TV show.

So it was spoilers for youtube theory videos, not the show or the books. And not guesses, I didn’t make them.

The two Stark girls get matching tattoos: Sophie Turner on matching tat with co-star Maisie Williams | Daily Mail Online

I thought for sure this was going to be about Sophie Tucker getting engaged to Joe Jonas.

Nitpick: Sophie Turner. She’s a redhead, but she’s not the last of the red-hot mamas.

All you white people look alike.

:smiley:

Time for a visit to your eye doctor.


http://cdn-img.instyle.com/sites/default/files/styles/320x384/public/images/2017/08/083017-sophie-turner-lead.jpg?itok=8UF1woGg

Heh. There actually is quite a resemblance.

Uh… white women with hair, two eyes, a nose and a mouth?