Verily,I shall consume thee, PEEPS

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Tremble before me, paragon of marshmallow sugardness. I shall consume thee, white bunny Peep. Thee and thy 15 brethren. Assembled, thou art in 4 rows of 4, gazing beadily at me. Contained within thou are 2080 calories, 176% of my daily carbohydrates, 16 grams of protein, and 464 grams of sugar. I feat thee greatly, but I will triumph. Watch as I consume all the cute marshmallow goodness.

Peep #1 Soft and sugary, smelling like cellophane. I rip off thy ears, and consume them. Mmmm, sugary and good, with a hint of vanilla.Your body, I consume with glee.

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Peep #2. Enbolded by the ease of your borthers defeat, I gobble you whole. Already, I feel the surgar coursing through my veins.

Peep #3 Undaunted, I eat you feet first.I thrill to the crunch of our sugar coating, the delactable gooyness of your body.

Peep #4 Consumed by sugar avarice, I smite you with my molars.

One row completed. I feel the thrill of minor victory.

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PEEP #5 - I save thee from the carnage to become a paperweight on my desk.

PEEP #6 - I try to give thee to a poor man on the stret who spits in my face and curses…

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Aaah…Foiled.

Peep # 7 I swallow you greedily, lest Gazoo interfere!

Hands, beginning to shake from the sugar…

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Peep #8 disolves in a surprise rain shower…

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Peep # 9 Moi scorns you, but fear not, I shall consume thee. Yum

moi sniffs peeps 10-11, disturbed by their lack of foodsmell.

Why isn’t this iced tea sweet anymore?

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Gazoo uses #12 as a bobber while fishing the mighty Wisconsin.

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Peep # 10 is consumed in tribute to Euty
Peep # 11 follows quickly on it’s heels, squeaking softly for mercy.

I wonder where all my Peeps keep going?

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#13 is mistaken for a dust bunny and ends up in Gazoo’s vacuum cleaner.

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Alas and alack, this strange alien life form confounds my peep eating! To protect my self I must consume 4 Peeps at once!

Prepare to meast they maker, Peeps 13-17!

[sub] yeah, I know there are more than 16, gazoo’s are “virtual” peeps[/sub]

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Gazoo finds an old marshmallow in the cupboard, spits on it an rolls it in the sugar bowl…adds a drop or two of yellow food coloring…ah ha…another peep!

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I threw up 6 times reading this thread… ICK those things are nasty nasty nasty!

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More sugar, More MORE…

consumes another peep with a rabid gleam in his eye
too sugared up to count anymore…

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I’ve hit the wall…Only three confectionary wabbits wemain…My hands twemble…my lips cuwl…Can I do it? With twepidation, I pick up another Peep. So soft…sob…so chewy sob…so swweeet…wail…

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No, it doesn’t!

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ROFLOL!!

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:eek:

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Man, I was wondering how long til someone posted this link.

I just remembered that I have some four day old (oh wait- look at the time, they’re officially five days old!) peeps in my car. I think I’ll go have a midnight snack right now…
[later]
Mmmmm… Hard as a rock and they taste even better. These things must be a delicacy, they get better with age!

Happy Easter to the Teeming Millions!

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Yuck, yuck yuck!!! I can’t believe anyone eats these things!!!

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Thanks for the support Spinne

One…last…Peep.

Look at it.

Looking dopily at me with its indigestible eyes.

Lying there innocently in leftover sugar.

Lonely. The last of it’s kind.

It’s only fair to reunite it with it’s lost siblings in the Peep afterlife.

Farewell, fair Peep. Your will soon be gone, but not forgotten.

For in years hence, the Peeps of the future will remeber your brave sacrifice.

Godspeed,Peep. munch