What a catch!

Then we finally agree on something.

Indeed I would and indeed I have. Someone mentioned a website from years ago-Mary Romantic.

When he puts it out on the internet for all to see.
sigh Back on topic: on another board, someone suggested mailing him a Real Doll, since that’d probably be the only way he’d get near the woman of his dreams.

And did you notice how he said he’d dump you if you forgot to mention if you had a disease, but what if you didn’t know it, and he didn’t believe you, and thought you’d lied? Huh.

Words to live by.

No, I’m pretty confident his wait will go on at least as long as he thinks it will. I’m not worried about people falling for him, I just think what he’s saying his disgusting.

As am I. But I’m also perfectly fine with having objections to them.

I’m getting increasingly tired of seeing the word “hypocrite” thrown around like it means “person I don’t agree with.” It doesn’t. Everybody’s a hypocrite sometimes, but I don’t think it’s the least bit hypocritical for me to feel disgusted by his controlling, obsessive, sexist mania. If I engaged in those behaviors on my own while condemning them in him, I’d be a hypocrite. But not coincidentally, I don’t do those things.

You’re actually correct, and I apologies for the improper word usage. And, believe it or not, for threadshitting all over the place. I’ll retract ‘hypocrite,’ but unfortunately will be unable to replace it in this forum.

As I said, this has been a very revealing thread; I’ll duck out now and let you guys continue this self-secure moral wankfest. Hopefully it makes you all feel better about yourselves.

Is this series of tubes connected to some sort of black hole that sucks so much, fun cannot escape its gravity?

That’s perfectly fine, I’ve got no interest in following your train of thought any further.

I wonder if he’s allowed to use the bathroom more than once on a four-hour date.

Reading this guy’s personal, all I can think is: What happens when his 26yr old, pale skinned, 5’4" 120lb, size 36B not-really married spare wife turns 30? Or gets pregnant and now has larger breasts? Is she expected to respectfully and humbly take a hike (and not come back)?

Perhaps it’s the three pints of beer I had at lunch - but man do I want to jerk this guy around.
I fit his criteria…on the physical aspects at least…

Naw, all that beer, you’d never make it through a four hour date, with only one bathroom break.

There may be a loophole here - you don’t have to go to the bathroom to “go to the bathroom”, if you know what I mean.

The poor man.

This is the type of guy who screws it up for us somewhat sane dudes on dating sites.

Would any woman in her right mind answer in the positive to his profile? I guess I’m answering my own question but just wow.

He doesn’t want any more kids. Don’t you read. :stuck_out_tongue:

So basically you’re all telling me you don’t like my profile? None of you would’ve cleared the interview stage anyways.

I used this page to make the accent marks.

Thank God for the internet. If that man had to put all that in his personal ad in a newspaper, he would be broke. Not to mention, still alone.

Oh dear god, can you imagine what it was like having him as your DAD?

shudder

Thanks, Telperien. Lemme try: divorcé

Hey-it works! Thanks a bunch!!! :smiley:

You’re welcome.

:stuck_out_tongue: You’re a trip, Panda, you know that? You just totally crack my shit up.

Oops. I think I just disqualified myself from spare-wife consideration on the basis of being a potty-mouth.