You can’t talk over the explosions!
Give each other pumps on a bicycle.
Boy, this thread sure strikes a nerve. I had no idea it would look gay to lick whip cream off your friend’s shaved buttock.
Awwwwwwwww, that was what I was going to say!
Let’s see…
Share clothing.
Kiss each other to get a bunch of women excited.
Spend the day at the spa together.
Practice kissing with each other.
See a Margart Cho show.
Well, the would probably not wear white t-shirts tied in a knot at the bottom, along with some really short jean shorts. If they do wear the previously mentioned outfit, they would probably not want to gather some hoses, buckets, and sponges and make signs stating “Charity Man Wash. Donations Accepted.”
What are some things that two (straight) guys can NOT do together?
Go to the bathroom in a group.
And I don’t know why, but whenever I see two men grocery shopping together and putting their things in the same cart, I just assume they are gay. Do straight guys ever go grocery shopping together?
Thank gods I’m not straight; my memory is bad enough as it is. 
Sure, but any single straight man can only use the hand basket. If he has more than what fits in the basket, he’s buying too much.
I can fit **a lot ** into one of those baskets. 
I’ve gone grocery shopping with several different roommates (all of us are straight), and nobody ever thought a thing of it. It only makes sense to share a cart. And we go to the “hot girl Publix” too!
I’ve gone shopping with a roommate. Once again, I didn’t know that it might be seen as “Gay.”
Well, I guess to me it says ‘unified household’ or something. Plus I see it most often in the most expensive grocery store in the area, which probably isn’t a place the local college students/young folks just out of school and on a budget would shop at much (I can’t afford to shop there very often either). Though it makes sense for roommates to shop together if they can agree on what to buy!
Aw, man. Even if Skip is really, really hot?
I’ve already told this story a couple of times, but: every time I go to the movie with my friend Rachael, if we ever see two guys come into the theater and sit with the “safety seat” in between them, she waits for them to sit down and get settled, then says in a long, low voice: “Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags.” They get all nervous, because they want to look around to see who said it, but know that that would reveal them! Hours of fun.
-Lean in real close to light your cigarette off the cherry of your friend’s.
-Go on a picnic.
-Watch gay porn.
Heh. Although…I like Margaret Cho…does this mean I can see her show as long as I go alone or with women? (Note that I’ve been to any of her shows, but I have caught her act on Tv and found it very amusing…MODAN!)
In a bizarre twist, apparently straight guys can do the Weenie Slap around each other. I have a married friend that sometimes in our presence, whether it be in a bar or his back yard, will suddenly pull his pants down, place his weenie between the index and middle finger of his open hand and violently move his palm up and down across his groin. The penis head, in an attempt to catch up with the rest of the penis, will rapidly collide back and forth between his stomach and his leg and produce a stacatto’d “slap slap slap slap slap” sound, thus the Weenie Slap. Uproarious laughter ensues, especially in the bar by people who understandably haven’t seen this type of behavior before, then we all go home to a wife. Weird.
Sing a Kareoke duet
Cry (unless their team lost the playoffs)
Feed each other
romansperson - The only way it is acceptible for two men to be in the grocery store together is if one does all the cart pushing and grocery picking while the other just stands around gawking at housewives.
And the cart should be full of nothing but cases of beer and large cuts of meat.
Oh crap, once my friend Juan and I did “Dre Day” as a karaoke duet, but he did the Dr. Dre part and I did the Snoop Dogg part. If it’s gangsta rap, it’s okay, right?