They should fire whichever designer put 7 urinals in in the first place. Everyone knows that ensuring maximum packing of urinal users requires a number of urinals U[sub]N[/sub] that is a member of the set U = {1,3,5,n | (n-7)/2 in U}.
Oops. Actually:
U = {1,3,5,n | (n-7)/2 in V}
V = {1, n | (n-3)/2 in V}
I think.
(This is why you have to go to school so long to be an engineer. Hard problems to solve.)
You folks haven’t seen the movie clip of three guys in the bathroom. Don’t know if it’s from the UK, or OZ-on version has German subtitles. The topic is NSFW, dunno if I’d catch hell for linking it.
“Just don’t do it,” the “it” being eye contact between straight men. I was joking.
Being a girl, I see nothing wrong with talking to others in bathrooms. Hell, it’s a social necessity. However, I didn’t realize it wasn’t for men for quite some time. I knew boys didn’t go the bathroom togehter, but I assumed that they chatted if they ran into each other, so to speak, in the mens room. I assumed that until a rather funny event changed that. We had been on a long car trip and needed to use the restrooms before doing anything else. My roommate and I went into the ladies room while our two guy friends went into the mens room. The bathrooms shared a common wall, so loud conversation in one could be heard reasonably well in the other room. One of our male friends starts a conversation with the other one about something unimportant. The other one, with a rather more defined gender roles, said “WTF, you don’t talk to another guy in the mens room!!! Especially when using urinals!!!” “What, there’s a wall inbetween them?” “Argh!” My roommate and I nearly died. It was so amusing.
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It’s possible for men to talk in the toilet, especially when in a pub and drunk. The conversation is never more than a few sentences long, however, and eye contact is never established.
Right, in fact, you can’t even turn your head. You must remain focused squarely on the tiles in front of your nose.
You’re not allowed to look at another man while he’s using a urinal. Even if he’s on fire. You wait until he’s finished and zips up and then casually, as if you just noticed, say, “Hey, dude, those flames are getting pretty high there. You might want to drop and roll.”
- Play Twister (clothed or not) unless an equal or greater number of females are present.
- Get haircuts together.
- Cuddle.
However, it is OK to roll all over each other in the mud whilst playing rugby, American football or another contact sport 
-Comment on your pal’s clothes, shoes, etc.
-Complain how bright colors make your ass look big.
-Offer any beverage other than beer, soda, hard liquor or Gatorade.
-Cook a meal together.
-“Lay-out” at the beach.
-Discuss books by Anne Rice or Nora Roberts.
-Use the word “facial” in ANY context.
-Go get a “wax” (unless it refers to an automobile finish)
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Water is also acceptable, due to men being too lazy to go out to the store when they run out of things.
Also, ‘facial’ is a hockey term. (Or is it basketball? I forget.)
Perhaps “face off” is the hockey term you’re referring to?
No, it’s a facial. It’s a hockey term for when you rub the stinky smelly glove in the other guy’s face. But I also hear it in a basketball video game from time to time, and don’t entirely understand the meaning. Seems to be when you dunk over somebody.