What did the aardvark say to the taxi driver?

In My Humble Opinion
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On the recent season finale of “Zoo,” two zoologists are performing a dangerous procedure. To keep things light, they play a game of animal riddles, such as “Why did the cow become an astronaut? So he could go to the mooooooon.” Anyway, one asks, “What did the aardvark say to the taxi driver?” And before either of them could supply an answer, he dies.

Now it’s possible (maybe even likely) the writers never came up with an answer, because they knew they didn’t need one. But I think it deserves an answer, and there’s not a cleverer batch of folks anywhere to come up with one that right here. So what ya got?

Thanks!

PS - this isn’t really about the TV show, but about the riddle, so I put it in here rather than Cafe Society.

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“You lookin’ at me? Are you lookin’ at me?”

Sorry, the best I could do. :o

3

“Take me to my ants’ [sic] place.”

4

“Honey, this one’s eating my popcorn.”

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“Fifty-first and Tarantula, driver…and step on it!”

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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Because there is a B in both, and an N in neither.

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“Where’s a good spot for a picnic?”

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Take me to the anthill, and step on it!

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And Poe wrote on both of them.

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“I am not related to the anteater, being of an entirely different family and order.”

Taxi Driver: “Why are you telling me?”

Aardvark: “I’m telling everybody.”

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“No need to fear for your life, Mr Incipient-Paranoid Taxi driver. Aardvark’s never killed anyone”

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Any ant-farms open this time of night?

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Nothing. Aardvarks can’t talk.

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And something about inky quills.

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“It’s aardvark, but the pay’s pretty good.”

17

It took me just long enough to take a sip of Diet Coke before I got this. I could have choked to death!

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“That’s right, I said follow that car, I’m not echidna.”

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“They say aardvark never killed anyone, but I figured why take a chance.”

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It’s a trick question. Aardvarks never, ever use taxis.