But they need a credit card for the Uber app.
Yeah, but they could still be talking to a taxi driver for some other reason.
“I’m stalkin’ here! I’m stalkin’ here.”
“Jesus, this again?! Armadillos carry leprosy, NOT aardvarks!”
“Grunt. Grunt. Grunt.”
(Aardvarks don’t speak human languages.)
Wait, who died? Were they operating on each other, or was it an animal patient?
*I’m an Aardvark, and I’m prooouud!!!
I’m an Aardvark, and I’m happy!!!.. *
Who said armadillos carry aardvarks?
Aardvark: “I’m fine, why do you ask?”
Taxi driver: “You look a little long in the face.”
I did not know that!
Nothing, for the entire drive.
It was a very awkward aardvark.
Or maybe:
Nothing. They spent the whole drive in aardvark silence.
Several hundred pages worth of barely coherent misogynistic ranting.
No, no, not that Arthur! I’ve never had a drink in my life!
“I’m an Aardvark, an edentate mammal with wrinkled dermis.”
“No need for a map, I nose the way”
“Is that a hula dancer on your dashboard!?”
“Paark Avenue, and step on it!”
Speaking of incomplete jokes heard on TV, I have another. In an old Simpsons episode, Flanders was complaining to Homer that Bart had a potty mouth. He told Homer about a dirty joke Bart told him: the joke involved an octopus and a set of bagpipes. In the punchline, it was implied that the octopus fornicated with the bagpipes. What was the joke?
Oh, come on. It took about 5 seconds to Google it.