What did the aardvark say to the taxi driver?

In My Humble Opinion
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How do you keep an aardvark from charging?

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Unplug its wall-wart.

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Cab driver: That’ll be 20 bucks. Er, I don’t get many aardvarks.

Aardvark: At THESE prices…

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I prefer not to ride-share; I like having my own Taxonomic Order.