It would say BANNED under his name at all press conferences.
I vote Rue for president. I’m thinking a Monday Morning Address followed by questions and answers 
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Yes, but the evil media would dig up evidence of nasty Michael Jackson jokes you’ve told and trash your public image. :o
Vote for ME and I’ll make you Secretary of Something or other
Damn, I thought this would be all serious and stuff and I was gunna say we’d have an actual separation of church and state and equal rights for all, not just…
Wait. This ain’t GD or the Pit. Nevermind…
I have an interest in the job, but won’t be able to run for the job until 2020…
Actually, I want either Rue or Wang-ka to at least run for office purely to hear their speeches.
I would like to nominate ** Lieu ** *Department of Bodily Functions and TMI. * This possibly could be an undersecretary job of the DoD.
**Eve ** I think would be a great White House Press reporter with the most seniority like that old lady whatsherface She looks like the Burgermeister , only Eve is more stunning and eons younger.
I would like to appoint MattMcl and Esprix as Co-Attorney Generals. Yes, yes, I know one is Canadian, but we know he can over come this problem.
**Tripler, Airmandoors ** and Bluesman & Lucretia would be Dept of Defense. DaveW0071 might be a good nomination here as well, considering his hush hush job in chemical warfare… ooooh, have I said too much? )
**Cecil Adams ** Would be the Department of Edumacation. Like anyone ever really sees anyone in that department.
glee would be assigned teaching Chess to school children across America. Even though he’s a brit, we’ll assign him a translator.
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Philosphr would be incharge of asking really good questions. I’m sure there is a fancy pants title to go with that, but it eludes me.
**Thea Logica ** will be given free reign to blow up all Wallmarts as she sees fit.
And just about everyone in the GD area will be on the Supreme Court.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but anyone that promises me a Cabinet-level job right off the bat has my vote, hands down.
Tripler
Now where’s that darned “launch key”? 
I will be willing to enter any SDMB Cabinet, but only on the condition that I do not serve with several members to be named later.
Tripler Not only will I give you the launch key, but your very own * Potato Gun* for fun…I mean…for defending this great nation.
Operation Spudchucker.
And when you have mastered it ( after a keg of three) you can move up to a Pumpkin Cannon. Now *that’s * a weapon of mass ickiness.
I call dibs on a position on the Joint Chiefs of Staff (Well, after I get my commission . . .) Either that or Secretary of the Navy.
Qagdtop the Mectotroidiansnufflupagus can be the new C. Everett Koop, only without looking so Yoder-ish.
There ain’t no such thing as a free launch.
Yeah like anyone that posts to these forums has time to run for pres.
Sorry the press conferance has to wait a new spoiler thread has opened in Cafe Society
Esprix! I don’t know how long you’ve been back, but welcome back!
Obviously, you haven’t heard of the chicken cannon .
PS. Check the ammo for these targets.
Now the real question is, did he bring pie?
I would love to run, but if I was the leader of the free country I would have to do something about this streets paved of gold rumor going around. I mean how can we have streets of gold when are hip hop stars are wearing it all? another point in case I would make it mandatory for everyone to get three hours everyday of Zepplin, Floyd, Beatles in order to inspire great thoughts and great people.
Drugs would be legal but with a huge tax so has to deter common use. Drugs will also be rewarded for any over 60 years of age with sufficient life experience goes gosh dang it they deserve it.
As for war. You hit us once we kill you twice. Any threats on this country will be taken lightly unless backed up. If there is sufficient proof of said threat then I will play that leader a game of chess. The loser having to quite whatever bad things they are doing that caused the game in the first place.
No one will be aloud to augment them selfs in any way. You are who you are if you cant deal with it then leave the damn country and stop confusing people about who you really are.
The homeless we will still have them but they are well dressed, have a good demeanor and have been deodorized to the satisfaction of our rotary club.
And thanks to Robert Heinlein(Sp?) You can not be a true citizen with out serving for you country and you can not vote unless you are a citizen.
So in other words, No votes for me.