Ok worded this wrong, No one can augment them selfs phisically. by all means Augment yourself mentally all you want.
and just to add Straight dope would get tax breaks and be supported by the goverment on goverment servers. And only citizens can be a member of straight dope becuase it will be the ultimate think tank.
(I have asthma and cant serve in the arm forces, battle wise, but there are desk jobs so no one is excluded from being a citizen.)
Every presidential debate would run longer because we’d have to provide laptops with internet access because of the constant cries of, “CITE?!”
The new Doper President’s Oath of Office:
“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. So help me G-d, The Goddess, Cthulhu, and The Pink Unicorn!”
I like Kang’s plan:
Kang: Abortions for all!
Audience: BOO!
Kang: Okay… Abortions for none!
Audience: BOO!
Kang: Hmm… Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others!
Audience: YAY!!!
If elected president, the streets will run red with the blood of my enemies! The people will tremble in fear of my brutal reign.
Come election year, though, I’ll give each retired person a pony. I’m a shoo-in for re-election.
Can I be the White House chef?