I’ve got an interesting dilemma right now…the girl I’m seeing has no problem going down there for me (but just for foreplay, which is fine), but she doesn’t like me down on her, which disappoints me, since it’s one of my strengths. 
BTW, it’s been all body language for us…and I don’t need to ask her.
Jman
It is…if you have a female escort. And if you manage to get a friend willing to go with you, well, drop me an email, eh?
I disagree completely.
I once had a guy ask me if I would like for him to suck my dick - while we were naked on my bed. I was stunned that he would even bother to ask.
Does a bear shit in the woods? Hell yes, I’d like that. In fact, I was pretty much counting on it.
“I bet you five bucks you can’t deep throat me.”
Or you could describe in explicit detail how great all your past girlfriends were at giving head. With luck your GF will insist on showing you that she’s better than they were.
Or you could draw lips on your hand with a magic marker and explain that that way you’re getting oral sex when you masturbate. Maybe she’ll take a hint.
I recommend it, and I have indeed tried it, if by “tried” one means “done it as often as possible and with great enthusiasm.” I admit, I always feel a little awkward on top (one slip and she’ll be gaggig) but being on the bottom…there’s not much better.
Try this:
[Sean Connery] Suck it, Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard.[/Sean Connery]
Here’s one you can try also, though it’s a bit manipulative. If you’re willing to claim that you’re a bit quick on the trigger, and that you can make intercourse last a lot longer if she’ll get you off first, it might get you an enthusiastic hummer. Of course, you have to offer to reciprocate once she’s done.
Still, honesty is the best policy. Just ask, “Sweetie, would you like to go down on me? I love the way you use your mouth when we kiss.” Feel free to submit the phrase of your choice for going down.
And I agree with Geobabe’s disagreement. It can be quite an entertaining position, that good ol’ 69. Then again, Geo’s such a darling (and such a hottie) that she could make getting run over by a riding mower seem like an erotic adventure.
No way in hell! Any guy who grabbed my hair/head/neck and tried to direct it in the vicinity of his crotch, without previous discussion, would NOT be getting lucky that night, and would probably not get lucky with me ever again. That’s what happens to those of us who have been coerced into such activities in the past; we have baggage and need to be treated gently, at least at first. Any kind of grabbing or pushing maneuver, IMHO, would be a big no-no, especially in the early stages of a relationship when you don’t know all of her likes and dislikes.
I do believe that’s the most interesting compliment I’ve received lately. I’m gonna have to write that one down.
And let me add a serious second to the caution against pushing a woman’s face toward your crotch. I think (hope) that the suggestion was offered in jest, but let me assure all of you who might be tempted to try it that it’s been tried and been thoroughly unsuccessful with me, at least. I haven’t been traumatized sexually, but I find that maneuver to be tacky, offensive and likely to result in not getting any head ever. And I like giving head.
Generally speaking, if my date acted like a 3 day old sparrow straining from the nest toward the worm, I was more than willing to oblige.
Warning: Politically incorrect joke ahead…
Please Father, do it to me like you did for Tommy last week in the confessional.
Ah, the stuff sigs are made of…
I don’t care much for 69 It can be a little awkward and to be honest I prefer to have attention lavished upon my person while reclined and enjoying myself
Here’s some lines you’ll want to avoid:
“I am the cockmaster. Worship me.”
“I’ll do it for you … someday.”
“C’mon, it’s not like you haven’t done it with all your other dates.”
“Now it’s time to say hello to Little Elvis.”
“How about if I throw in five dollars?”
“Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.”
“Shit, bitch, I bought you dinner, didn’t I?”
“Let’s play a game of President and Intern.”
“Nothing personal. I’m just not sure yet if I like you enough to have intercourse with you.”
I came up with a GREAT line that is absolutely GUARANTEED to get you slapped:
“Hey bitch, my dick doesn’t suck itself!”
I asked a lady for oral sex once, I asked her to talk dirty to me & she said that I can’t hear her
so she signed dirty instead. Is that still oral sex?
I found one that worked on me recently. She said, “It would be really great if you went down on me.” It worked like an absolute champ. Not a moment’s hesitation on my part. So, you could always try that.
My SO asked me the first time, and while I don’t remember exactly HOW he asked, his…ah…enthusiasm once things got going quickly convinced me that this is, as far as he is concerned, a VERY GOOD THING. He hasn’t had to actually ask again.
As for the other way around, “Would you go down on me?” works just fine.
I’ve always been partial to the “If you’ll do it, the ropes will be off that much sooner.” But my lawyer says I shouldn’t talk about it.
IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP: Oral sex and forks do not mix. Ever.
Now spatulas, on the other hand…
I’m all for just being polite about it. Saying “please” isn’t a bad thing, especially when you’re in the early stages of the relationship. Say “please” now, then she’ll remember that you like it. And next time you won’t have to ask.