What about the inner-thigh-centimeters-from-the-girly-bits zit? Those are torture. If you wear panties, the elastic rubs up against it all day to the point that every step of shift of position brings tears to your eyes, and if you go commando, the lack of underpants does little to alleviate the pain since your pants will inevitably anger the acne spawned by Satan. The only solution really is to stay home for the day, naked, spread eagle on the couch, which can get old fast, or wear a skirt without drawers and risk having your ass crack try to eat your skirt. Being a girl sucks!
What about the inner-thigh-centimeters-from-the-girly-bits zit? Those are torture. If you wear panties, the elastic rubs up against it all day to the point that every step of shift of position brings tears to your eyes, and if you go commando, the lack of underpants does little to alleviate the pain since your pants will inevitably anger the acne spawned by Satan. The only solution really is to stay home for the day, naked, spread eagle on the couch, which can get old fast, or wear a skirt without drawers and risk having your ass crack try to eat your skirt. Being a girl sucks!
I think the nostril ones are the worst, like everyone says, but coming a close second (for me anyway) would be those in the eyebrows - right in amongst the eyebrow hairs.
I just had one of the inner thigh ones, though I’m a guy. Oh, you think cotton is soft until one of those lint balls rubs against an angry red pimple. GAHH! I was frickin’ miserable!
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I have one of those evil bastard deep down zits on my chin right now. It hurts and I want it to be gone.
I’m going to vote for the ear, but only because I’ve never had a girly-bits one.
I get the nose zits fairly regularly. I hate those MF zits. They hurt so much more than you’d think they would.
I had a huge one brewing just above my right eyebrow but it seems to have gone away. It’s just as well, though it’d have been fun to pop.
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Speaking as one who doesn’t have girly bits, and who has been mercifully free of scrotal blemishes, I think I’m going to have to just offer thanks that I have been thus far unafflicted by the nigh-on-legendary Nostril Zit.
Oh, and also:
I forgot about those. Those suck. The one on my lip was worse, but it’s going away remarkably quickly. The ones atop the ears seem to last and last and last.
Despite the pain, I would love for that to happen to me just once so I can see what it’s like. Like, is there pus? How far did it come out? Did you know it was going to eventually poke out or did it come as a surprise? Are you sure that’s what it was? Was it red and inflamed around the hair?
I gotta go for the lip.
I sometimes get really big, deep, boil-esque ones in my lower lip. It deforms my face, makes it hard to talk, and hurts like all get out. Additionally, when they rise you get the joy of looking diseased- and they take forever to heal because of all the movement and foreign matter inherent in the area. I had to meet my boyfriend’s parents for the first time with a huge recently erupted lip zit- with the whole area red and a gross. Sucked.
In your ear! You know the kind that are irritating and itch and then when you scratch them they hurt like heck?
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Well, considering access, the worst place to get a zit is in your ear. For discomfort, the worst place would be the girly bits (although, if you manage to withstand the pain, they pop spectacularly).
Tell me how the heck you can see a girly bit zit (heehee I rhymed) pop. Am I missing a secret bit of information i should have as a girl?
Take one hand-mirror …
Those little cosmetics mirrors that attach to a stand work well, too.
gotta agreee with the pain of the girly bits…I got an alarmingly large one that hurt nonstop and refused to come to a head for like weeks. Solutions for the ladies? Flannel boxers under loose-fitting non-denim pants and very salty very warm baths.
Gotta agree with the sheer embarassment of the prominent facial zit. Especially the ones that come like gangbusters out of nowhere and without warning erupt themselves in public places and ooze pus/blood/lymph all day when you can’t make it home for hours.
I gotta say the most spectacular are either
A) ingrown pubic hair zits, these are relatively clean and solid, but produce large centers that make you think your skin gave birth to an alien.
B) the deep, non-painful shoulder zit you never really noticed until one day…I had one I probably could have measured the output in tablespoons, but like the pubic hair zit, relatively clean and solid.
C) the massive pus-filled cavity. You have a zit, everyone knows you have a zit, you squeeze/scratch/pierce/cut it open and green, slimy, bloody, stringy, rotten-smelling fluid cascades down your face/neck/back/etc. If the pain and blood-loss don’t get you, the smell will. Then you mop up and give it another squeeze to see if you reached the bottom and it happens all over again.
Oh, you just reminded me of boob zits. I have fairly large breasts and at least once a month or so I get a huge pus filled , alien baby looking zit on the lower part of one of my boobs. Those are the most fun to pop though. Very satisfying, I must say.
I don’t get zits, I’m perfect!
I don’t tell fibs either.
Any zit is a bad zit,
worse if it is in public view,
worse still if it is in an area for private viewing!
zitgettin is your partners privilege.
The worst i can remember…zit on unerside of my…er… shaft.
Or a Bigass boil…between my eyes!