What's the worst place to get a zit?

[luluBahrain]

You have an ass between your eyes?!?!?!?!?

[kniz]

In either Buffalo, NY or El Paso, TX.

[booklover]

*Originally posted by luluBahrain *
**Oh, you just reminded me of boob zits. I have fairly large breasts and at least once a month or so I get a huge pus filled , alien baby looking zit on the lower part of one of my boobs. Those are the most fun to pop though. Very satisfying, I must say. **

Lordy, tell me about it. The ones right on the bra-line are the worst.

[luluBahrain]

But doesn’t it make you happy when you kill the darn thing? Or am I just very , very strange?

[Cervaise]

With reference to zits on the ear, I came across this site today, which is proving extremely useful for identifying exactly where on/in the ear the zit is located.

For example, I’m currently developing one on the exterior of the tragus.

[Lynn_Bodoni]

*Originally posted by elfbabe *
**Hey! Hey! Just because I had one, ONCE, does NOT mean I deserve to be associated with THOSE kind of zits! **

Too late. Ask SPOOFE about toothpaste sometime…just be sure you’re able to duck quickly afterwards.

I’ve had actual BOILS in that area, as well as the odd zit, and it’s no fun. No fun for my husband, either, as sex is one of the LAST things on my mind at that time. And since I’ve dragged him into it, I guess I should mention that he’s had a couple of zits on one of his favorite bits.

And to all of you…TWEEZERS! Use TWEEZERS when you pop your zits! You can get a better grip, and you can sterilize tweezers. Get yerself some very accurate tweezers, and you can scrape and pop zits to your hearts’ content. And, of course, you can, if your eyesight is keen enough, pull out some blackheads (the type that protrude slightly out of the pore) with tweezers.

I wonder if any dermatologist would allow me to work for him or her, solely to remove blackheads and zits? I’m GOOD at it. I can remove a zit from just about any location, as long as it’s not on me. If it’s on me, I’m limited as to how flexible I am.

[Little_Bird]

*Originally posted by modro *
I had three of the edge of the lip zits in one week. Horrible…
They weren’t even the pussy zits…

So…modro gets girly-bit zits, too?

[legion]

*Originally posted by whiterabbit *
**I get the nose zits fairly regularly. I hate those MF zits. They hurt so much more than you’d think they would.

I had a huge one brewing just above my right eyebrow but it seems to have gone away. It’s just as well, though it’d have been fun to pop. **

For christs sake man, leave that sucker alone! I get those ones that “go away”. I get 'em around where the nose joins the face. They’re tricky bastards, mind. They flare up all red and glowing and then, just when you can’t take anymore and are ready to perform some serious squeeze down on their arse, they disappear!

But this is a hoax! They may have disappeared visually. But, tactilly(sp?), you KNOW they’re still there! You may notice a lump on your face while washing or shaving. You’ll peer into the steamed up mirror and not see anything. But it’s there. You fingers know it’s there. With or without your consent, your germ laden fingers will keep feeling and feeding this lump. Meanwhile, your brain tells you there is nothing there - your eyes have told it so.

Eventually, the lump will be visible to the most myopic eye. That’s when you need to resist the brains damage limitation exercise. I admit I’ve never been able to resist it myself, though.

You’ll wake up one morning with a small scale model of mount Vesuvius of the side of your face. Your brain will be telling you “WHOA, DO NOT BE FUCKING WITH THIS MONSTROSITY UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE THE ELEPHANT MAN”.

Your fingers will override the brains system message on the grounds that they have feed and nurtured this vulcano for two weeks, and they are itching to deal it the death blow it deserves.

Meanwhile, YOU are looking in the mirror and thinking “Hmmm…one good squeeze and this baby is history. No one will ever know.”

Ten minutes later and your on the phone to work. Your giving some lame arse excuse for being ill and that you won’t be back for a couple of weeks.

You spend the next couple of weeks wondering why, after applying the most gentile of pressures, the lump choose to burst UNDER the skin and not, as expected, all over the mirror.

The two weeks off work are a living hell. As with any major eruption, smaller after shocks are to be expected. The whole side of your face is a war zone but will your fingers enter into a ceasefire? Will they fuck!

They’re into a policy of “defense by offense”. General T. humb orders Colonel Index to incease the pressure on south face slope.

Colonel Index plans a raid on the south face with elements of Hand company, while holding Lt Ringfinger and “D” for digit squad in reserve.

After much bloody probing of the enemies defenses, “D” for digit squad eventually prevail, owing much to the heroic perseverance of “D” squads non com, Sargent “Stinky”.

I know. I was that soldier.

[skeptic_ev]

Wow. I will never again complain about getting a zit. My zit experiences pale in comparison to the ones in this thread. I’ve never had one anywhere but on my face (except for a few little ones on my back). Certainly never in my girly bits.

That being said, those ones right at the edge of your lip HURT. As do the nostril ones.

Here’s my original contribution: in the eyebrow. That’s right, in the eyebrow. Ouch.

[Lobelia_Overhill]

I had a zit on my nose, right where the nose bit on my specs sits - I didn’t intend for that to rhyme - it was a darned nuisance, another time I had one on my shoulder where my bra strap sits …

[whiterabbit]

I woke up with a small one on my chin. I had to, because I have a date tonight. A first date. Ack! It’s taken care of, though.

The incipient one above my eyebrow does seem to be actually gone, I can’t feel it anymore. I managed to pop one on the edge of a nostril last night.

Oh, and I’m a woman, so what’s with the “man”? Didja miss the part about my girly bits zit?