Where did I put my glasses?

[Northern_Piper]

Next time you lose them, best thing is to check beside @Beckdawrek 's tv remote:

Okay, which one of you jokers snuck in my house and stole my TV remote?

It’s well and truly gone. I have long since quit using the original remote from DirecTV. It rarely worked properly. I went to Wally-world and found a nice medium priced universal remote. Got it working somehow. Now its awol. I have looked everywhere. Even the fridge. Shook out blankets, dog beds, dirty clothing, clean clothing. The linen closet has been searched. I looked in the garage and the car. The deck, the pantry. The cats are looking askance at me. I’ve looked in all their sleeping spo…